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  1. False. The poster below is bilingual.
  2. Sheep and chickens, but they aren't exactly pets. I certainly love them, though.
  3. Abyssinians - I and I to be followed by Black Uhuru - Red LP
  4. "Throw Some Water In" Oh ah! Oh babbadeeda. Oh ah! Oh babbadeeda. Service your engine if you want it to function. Check your oil and clean your radiator. Make sure you clean your carburator. Throw some water in the radiator. Throw some water in! Throw some water in! Throw some water in! Throw some water in your radiator! Service your body if you want it to function. Exercise and build up your structure. Go to sea and learn how to swim. If you can't afford off a gym. Buy a piece of rope! Buy a piece of rope! Buy a piece of rope! Exercise and tune up your system! Oh ah! Babbaree, babbadeja. Oh ah! Uh! Throw some water in! Throw some water in! Throw some water in! Do more service, water your garden! Water your garden, your seed will grow, uh! Service your engine and it will go, uh! Throw some water in! Throw some water in! Throw some water in! Throw some water in the radiator! Service your body if you want it to function. Exercise and build up your structure. Go to sea and learn how to swim. If you can't afford off a gym. Buy a piece of rope! Buy a piece of rope! Buy a skipping rope! Exercise if you love your system! Water your garden and it will grow. Service your car and it will go. Service your body! Eat the right food! Get some tonic! Drink some fish tea! Oh-ho-ho ya, oh dabbadeeja.
  5. A warm day today so I dusted off a few records... Lee "Scratch" Perry - Roast Fish, Collie Weed, and Cornbread LP Lee "Scratch" Perry - "The Upsetter" 7" The Upsetters - Super Ape LP Max Romeo - "Chase the Devil" 7" Max Romeo - Revelation Time LP King Tubby - Dub From the Roots LP Dandy Livingstone - "Rudy, A Message to You" 7"
  6. John Cleese Michael Palin Eric Idle George Carlin Richard Pryor Gilda Radner Gene Wilder Bill Murray Dan Aykroyd circa SNL
  7. Tom Waits - "Step Right Up" Step right up, step right up, step right up, Everyone's a winner, bargains galore That's right, you too can be the proud owner Of the quality goes in before the name goes on One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring? Something for the little lady, something for the little lady, Something for the little lady, hmm Three for a dollar We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you They come in all colors, one size fits all No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business Going out of business sale Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man Don't settle for less How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate Don't be caught with your drawers down, Don't be caught with your drawers down You can step right up, step right up That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices, Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots, It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens And it finds that slipper that's been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks And it plays a mean Rhythm Master, It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up 'Cause it forges your signature If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product For complete refund of price of purchase Step right up Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it Swim in it, sleep in it, Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet Tired of being the life of the party? Change your shorts, change your life, change your life Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife, And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator See you later alligator And it steals your car It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking It's a friend, and it's a companion, And it's the only product you will ever need Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff, Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange, And it gives you denture breath And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion And it gets rid of your traveler's checks It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned Well it takes care of business, never needs winding, Never needs winding, never needs winding Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy, C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon 'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors, It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection , it wins the election Why put up with painful corns any longer? It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it We need your business, we're going out of business We'll give you the business Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale Receive our free brochure, free brochure Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available, Step right up, step right up, step right up You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up C'mon step right up (Get away from me kid, you bother me...) Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up, C'mon and step right up *edited for language*
  8. I know next to nothing about Slaney, so I'm looking forward to seeing what he does in Hamilton.
  9. One of the best, if not THE best, scathing lyrical condemnation in rock music: You got a lotta nerve To say you are my friend When I was down You just stood there grinning You got a lotta nerve To say you got a helping hand to lend You just want to be on The side that’s winning You say I let you down You know it’s not like that If you’re so hurt Why then don’t you show it You say you lost your faith But that’s not where it’s at You had no faith to lose And you know it I know the reason That you talk behind my back I used to be among the crowd You’re in with Do you take me for such a fool To think I’d make contact With the one who tries to hide What he don’t know to begin with You see me on the street You always act surprised You say, “How are you?” “Good luck” But you don’t mean it When you know as well as me You’d rather see me paralyzed Why don’t you just come out once And scream it No, I do not feel that good When I see the heartbreaks you embrace If I was a master thief Perhaps I’d rob them And now I know you’re dissatisfied With your position and your place Don’t you understand It’s not my problem I wish that for just one time You could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you Yes, I wish that for just one time You could stand inside my shoes You’d know what a drag it is To see you -Bob Dylan, "Positively 4th Street"
  10. Tom Waits - "Gun Street Girl" Fallin' James(2) in the Tahoe mud Stick around to tell us all the tale Well, he fell in love with a Gun Street girl Now he's dancin' in the Birmingham(3) jail Dancin' in the Birmingham jail Well, he took a hundred dollars off a Slaughterhouse Joe(4) Bought a brand new Michigan twenty gauge He got all liquored up(5) on that roadhouse corn(6) Blew a hole in the hood of a yellow Corvette(7) A hole in the hood of a yellow Corvette He bought a second hand Nova from a Cuban Chinese And dyed his hair in the bathroom of a Texaco With a pawnshop radio quarter past four He left Waukegan(8) at the slammin' of the door Left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door I said, John, John, he's long gone Gone to Indiana, ain't never comin' home I said, John, John, he's long gone Gone to Indiana, ain't never comin' home He's sittin' in a sycamore(9) in St. John's Wood Soakin' day old bread in kerosene(10) Well, he was blue as a robin's egg and brown as a hog He's stayin' out of circulation till the dogs get tired Out of circulation till the dogs get tired Shadow fixed the toilet with an old trombone He never get up in the morning on a Saturday Sittin' by the Erie(12) with a bull-whipped dog Tellin' everyone he saw, 'They went thatta way, boys' Tellin' everyone he saw, 'They went thatta way' Now the rain like gravel on an old tin roof The Burlington Northern pullin' out of the world Now a head full of bourbon and a dream in the straw And a Gun Street girl was the cause of it all A Gun Street girl was the cause of it all Get ridin' in the shadow by the Saint Joe Ridge And the click clack tappin' of a blind man's cane And he was pullin' into Baker on a New Year's Eve With one eye on the pistol and the other on the door One eye on the pistol and the other on the door Miss Charlotte took her satchel down to King Fish Row Smuggled in a brand new pair of alligator shoes With her fireman's raincoat and her long yellow hair Well, they tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire Tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire I said, John, John, he's long gone Gone to Indiana, ain't never comin' home I said, John, John, he's long gone Gone to Indiana, ain't never comin' home Bangin' on a table with an old tin cup I sing, I'll never kiss a Gun Street girl again I'll never kiss a Gun Street girl again I'll never kiss a Gun Street girl again I said, John, John, he's long gone Gone to Indiana, ain't never comin' home I said, John, John, he's long gone Gone to Indiana, ain't never comin' home
  11. Recent snippets of aural stimulation: Bela Bartok - Concerto for Orchestra John Zorn - The Big Gundown Masada - Alef Loskot - Amariuch Dr. John - Gris-Gris Milosc - Taniec Smoka U Totem - U Totem Surashri Kesarbai Kerkar - Golden Milestones Oidupaa Vladimir Oiun - Divine Music From a Jail Robert Ashley - In Sara, Mencken, ***** and Beethoven There Were Men and Women Pauline Oliveros - Alien Bog Dagmar Andrtová-Voňková - Živá voda Cukor Bila Smert' - Manirna Muzyka
  12. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: 9/10 I'd rate it higher, but I can't shake the fact that I got so much more out of the book.
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