True story, you can't make this stuff up.
Back in 05-06, my wife and I wintered in Arizona,and as my wife and I were returning to On. in Apr. We decided to return via N.M, TX, La., and so on. We picked a State Pk, (Brazos Bend State Pk.), in Texas to stay at because it had alligators, deer, wild pigs and so on. Whe we pulled up to the station pulling a 32' 5th wheel. We went in to ask if they had a spot for us. The ranger said (I'll never forget this), "I"ll have to call Austin " (the capital of Texas). I asked him "why do you have to call Austin, don't you know if you have a space?" He said "Yes we do, but, it's the rules, they have to tell us if we have a space for you". Austin is 162 miles away from Brazos Bend State Pk.
Cue the looney wagon.