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Miami - During closing arguments in an arson case, a defense attorney while defending his client on a charge of setting fire to his own car had his own pants catch fire.  It turned out it was due to an e-cigarette in his pocket and the attorney had to rush out of the courtroom.  His client was convicted of second degree arson. 

 

 

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Sheboygan, Wisconsin - An 18 year old woman and her 27 year boyfriend arrangement a meeting with a man for hanging out when it was actually was plot to rob him and steal his pot.  The robbery was successful but the 18 year old was tracked down through her Facebook posts.  It may be at 40 years before her next post as that is the jail time she faces. 

 

 

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Hillsboro, Oregon - A joyrider leads police on a high speed chase on, all off things, a streetsweeper.  A maintenance crew was working on a parking lot when the driver got off to use a leaf blower.  This idiot led police on a chase at speeds up to 65 MPH before they had to use spike strips to stop the suspect.  He is facing about five charges. 

 

 

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20 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Hillsboro, Oregon - A joyrider leads police on a high speed chase on, all off things, a streetsweeper.  A maintenance crew was working on a parking lot when the driver got off to use a leaf blower.  This idiot led police on a chase at speeds up to 65 MPH before they had to use spike strips to stop the suspect.  He is facing about five charges. 

 

 

LOL,,, I never knew that street sweepers could go that fast. :4845:

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Galveston, Texas - A teenager wanted for vandalizing a cruise boat breaks into a dance mode while approaching the boat.  High school classmates recognized him on video and police were able to make a positive ID after two signature moves. 

 

 

 

 

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Queensland, Australia - To impress a girl he met a bar, this bozo jumps into a crocodile infested river on the basis they have a special taste for those with a backpack and wouldn't touch locals.  The only problem was they didn't bother to check his credentials and went after him.  Our hapless Romeo was able to fight them off and made to shore.  He was taken to a hospital and police considering pressing charges. 

 

 

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5 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Queensland, Australia - To impress a girl he met a bar, this bozo jumps into a crocodile infested river on the basis they have a special taste for those with a backpack and wouldn't touch locals.  The only problem was they didn't bother to check his credentials and went after him.  Our hapless Romeo was able to fight them off and made to shore.  He was taken to a hospital and police considering pressing charges. 

 

 

:rolleyes:

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Lee County, Mississippi - This county jail inmate repeated asked guards where his care package and bible were setting off suspicion.  When the bible arrived, the guards noticed a sizable bulge and cut open the package.  Inside was methamphetamine and the inmate is now looking at an additional 34 years in the can.  His girlfriend was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance. 

 

 

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8 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Lee County, Mississippi - This county jail inmate repeated asked guards where his care package and bible were setting off suspicion.  When the bible arrived, the guards noticed a sizable bulge and cut open the package.  Inside was methamphetamine and the inmate is now looking at an additional 34 years in the can.  His girlfriend was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance. 

 

 

:4224:

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2 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

 

Too funny, 27. :4224:

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Hull, Georgia - A driver of a chicken reports a car rammed him twice and fled the scene leaving behind a license.  After police tracked the driver down, she said she was a vegan and rammed the truck to free the chickens.  Needless to say, the excuse didn't fly and she was arrested. 

 

 

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Fairfax County, Virginia - A burglar breaks into a woman's home and bungles the job and escapes from a second story balcony and into the snow.  Police were called and were tracking his footprints in the snow when they got a 9-1-1 call from someone needing help.  Our suspect had broken his leg when he landed awkwardly.  He was treated at the hospital and arrested. 

 

 

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