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Forest Park, Ohio - A 52 year old man attempts to rob a convenience store with a box cutter.  His announcement was 'we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.'  After jumping the counter, the suspect missed the clerk and was punched in the face.  

 

 

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Salt Lake City - A burglary suspect flees police and hides in a church.  A SWAT team was brought in and after a six hour standoff, it was found the suspect had locked himself in the boiler room when he had to call police.  

 

 

 

 

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On 10/28/2017 at 4:12 PM, CANADIENS27 said:

 

I'd swear #8 was Kinot!!

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20 hours ago, habs1952 said:

I'd swear #8 was Kinot!!

The team pays well. :lol:

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On 11/3/2017 at 6:05 PM, CANADIENS27 said:

 

It says "This video is unavailable". 

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lol^^^^

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Lawrenceville, Georgia - A bank robber on the run for two robberies decides to give an television interview concerning local traffic patterns.  Needless to say, he was eventually caught.  

 

 

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Senior Shoplifter
A cranky older woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard
to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches you old fool.”
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honour, she also stole two cans of peas."
 

 
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^^^^LOL!!!

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The Montreal Canadiens. 

I think this is appropriate, and belongs in this thread. 

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South Bend, Indiana - A 33 year old man robs a gas station of cigarettes, food, and drinks and forgot one important item.  He was found stuck by the side of a two lane road having run out of gas.  His alcohol level was also above the legal limit.  

 

 

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58 minutes ago, CANADIENS27 said:

South Bend, Indiana - A 33 year old man robs a gas station of cigarettes, food, and drinks and forgot one important item.  He was found stuck by the side of a two lane road having run out of gas.  His alcohol level was also above the legal limit.  

 

 

:4224:Failure to plan is planning to fail. 

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Colorado - A 43 year old man on trial for violating probation brought a wad of cocaine with him which out from under his hat when he had to remove it.  

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, CANADIENS27 said:

 

Pretty ingenious plays. :)

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