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Upper Darby, Pennsylvania - While watching surveillance cameras in the police parking lot, a police officer spots a driver driving around the entrance gates, into the exit lane, over the sidewalk, and into a parking space reserved for police cars.  The suspect's excuse was he was looking for a safe place to park.  His car remains safe while he faces charges of reckless driving and DUI.  

 

 

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On 8/18/2017 at 6:44 PM, CANADIENS27 said:

 

Some of those guys need chin straps. 

7 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Upper Darby, Pennsylvania - While watching surveillance cameras in the police parking lot, a police officer spots a driver driving around the entrance gates, into the exit lane, over the sidewalk, and into a parking space reserved for police cars.  The suspect's excuse was he was looking for a safe place to park.  His car remains safe while he faces charges of reckless driving and DUI.  

 

 

Some peoples thinking. :4224:

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Long Island, New York - A 45 year old man tries to rob a thrift store with a shotgun.  A woman employee charged him and knocked him to the floor.  Her male coworkers held him down and she grabbed the shotgun and beat him with it.  Needless to say, he ended up with an ugly mugshot.  

 

 

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Shippensburg, Pennsylvania - Police respond to a complaint of loud noise at a residence after midnight.  After being warned about the music, the homeowner responded by playing even louder music.  The song was the theme song from the TV shop "Cops."  That resulted in a noise citation.  The police added the press release - Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?  The police changed the warning to a citation because of you.  

 

 

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2 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Long Island, New York - A 45 year old man tries to rob a thrift store with a shotgun.  A woman employee charged him and knocked him to the floor.  Her male coworkers held him down and she grabbed the shotgun and beat him with it.  Needless to say, he ended up with an ugly mugshot.  

 

 

WTG, Lady :D

 

2 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Shippensburg, Pennsylvania - Police respond to a complaint of loud noise at a residence after midnight.  After being warned about the music, the homeowner responded by playing even louder music.  The song was the theme song from the TV shop "Cops."  That resulted in a noise citation.  The police added the press release - Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?  The police changed the warning to a citation because of you.  

 

 

Never trifle with the cops 

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Kissimee, Florida - A car thief leads police on a chase and suddenly stops to enter a store.  He reemerged with a welder's helmet just to look at the solar eclipse.  He didn't get the chance to finish viewing the eclipse as he was placed under arrest.  

 

 

Priorities.

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Surf City, North Carolina - A suspect is pulled over for a traffic violation.  When police notice contraband, he takes off for the beach and continues running and swims out to sea.  Our suspect turned out to be a good swimmer as he was 4000 yards from shore before police used a drone to spot the suspect.  By that time, a shark had taken up the chase.  Police were able to locate the suspect and bring him to shore.  The shark went hungry.  

 

 

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Mission Valley, California - A man enters a hotel where police were having a convention.  He walks up to three officers who were sitting in a hot tub.  He asked them what they do for a living and one jokingly replied they deal drugs.  The suspect replied he was also a drug dealer.  One thing led to another and the officers set up sting for a sale of cocaine and LSD.   The suspect delivered and to the surprise of no one was arrested.  

 

 

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6 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Mission Valley, California - A man enters a hotel where police were having a convention.  He walks up to three officers who were sitting in a hot tub.  He asked them what they do for a living and one jokingly replied they deal drugs.  The suspect replied he was also a drug dealer.  One thing led to another and the officers set up sting for a sale of cocaine and LSD.   The suspect delivered and to the surprise of no one was arrested.  

 

 

ROFL, 

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