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On 11/25/2017 at 1:53 PM, CANADIENS27 said:

Pasco County, Florida - A man tries to break into a car.  The only problem was it an unmarked sheriff's car occupied by deputies.  The previous night, he was caught on neighborhood security camera unsuccessfully breaking into cars.  He had already been on felony probation for burglary and criminal mischief.  

 

 

HAHAHAHA

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31 minutes ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Anchorage, Alaska - A woman is caught on camera breaking into a home a stealing clothing, prescription drugs, jewelry, and a mounted zebra head.  

 

 

I'll bet the Zebra head was the real target. :4322:

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Miami - A man unhappy with the customer service went to a Ferrari dealership to pick up his girlfriend's car.  Only problem was it was stolen and it was unnoticed for 27 hours.  A 38 year old man stole the car and was caught when he asked for gas money after 14 days and the car being in Los Angeles on a joy ride.  The car was also wrecked with broken fins, broken paddle shifter, chopped up dashboard, destroyed gear box, and the rubber burned off the tires.  The Ferrari was left at a gas station and the suspect tried to flee police.  

 

 

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Charlotte, North Carolina - Five people attempt to break into a home twice - the second time with police at the home investigating the first break-in.  The homeowner came home and caught the suspects in the act, but was able to back out of the driveway without anyone noticing and notified police.  The suspects are charged with, among other things, felony breaking and entering and possession of stolen goods.  

 

 

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Reno, Nevada - After being pulled over for DUI, a woman dances on the roof of her SUV and then and attempts to flee on a kid's scooter.  The SUV was found 20 yards up a hill and the suspect was also charged with possession of a controlled substance, trafficking MDMA, destruction of property, and resisting arrest.  

 

 

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Bestheda, Maryland - After a traffic citation in which a driver got a $50 fine and no points against his record, He decided that wasn't enough.  He proceeded to text insulting and harassing insults to the traffic cop.  Among them was the text 'Hey fatboy, on a doughnut break?'  He went so far to text the officer's father calling the cop a glorified mall cop.  

 

 

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8 minutes ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Bestheda, Maryland - After a traffic citation in which a driver got a $50 fine and no points against his record, He decided that wasn't enough.  He proceeded to text insulting and harassing insults to the traffic cop.  Among them was the text 'Hey fatboy, on a doughnut break?'  He went so far to text the officer's father calling the cop a glorified mall cop.  

 

 

Pushing the envelope. 

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2 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Galesburg, Illinois - This drunk driver drove erratically in a parking nearly hitting a pedestrian before crashing into ditch.  When officers approached him, he claimed his name was Burger King.  

 

 

LOL.

 

 

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19 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Stone Mountain, Georgia - After robbing a man in a grocery parking lot, these robbers ran out of gas two miles later.  Police needed only 15 minutes to find these crooks.  

 

 

Now that is DUMB!!!

 

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Lacrosse, Wisconsin - A burglar breaks into a building and leaves behind money and probation papers and called 9-1-1 for help.  He threatened to break in a second time if police didn't respond.  During the call the suspect was unable to explain why he needed to re-enter the building to retrieve the money.  Two days later, police received a call about a stolen laptop.  When the suspect was tracked down and questioned about the laptop, he said 'I prefer death.'  Police then found the suspect's probation papers in the restroom of the building he broke into.  

 

 

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Northport, New York - A woman on her way to court for a marijuana charge first cuts off an unmarked police car pulling into the parking lot.  Next, she parks in the spot reserved for the police chief.  When officers came to talk to her, smoke was billowing out the window.  She is now facing an additional charge of possession.  

 

 

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Asenscion Parrish, Louisiana - A man wanted for failing to pay child contacts the sheriff's Facebook page leaving the post 'How long is it going to  take y'all dumb ****** to find me?  Next, he posted a photo of his residence with an arrow pointing to his house.  The police needed little time to find the suspect and left a post saying 'Thank you for contacting our Facebook page.'  

 

 

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1 hour ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Asenscion Parrish, Louisiana - A man wanted for failing to pay child contacts the sheriff's Facebook page leaving the post 'How long is it going to  take y'all dumb ****** to find me?  Next, he posted a photo of his residence with an arrow pointing to his house.  The police needed little time to find the suspect and left a post saying 'Thank you for contacting our Facebook page.'  

 

 

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Teller County, Colorado - A sheriff puts his car up for sale on Craig's List and finds a buyer.  This buyer made an offer to pay for it with four pounds of home grown black market marijuana.  A text of the weed was an offer the sheriff couldn't refuse, so he set an undercover operation with two cops.  Our suspect made good on his offer and was immediately arrested.  

 

 

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1 hour ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Teller County, Colorado - A sheriff puts his car up for sale on Craig's List and finds a buyer.  This buyer made an offer to pay for it with four pounds of home grown black market marijuana.  A text of the weed was an offer the sheriff couldn't refuse, so he set an undercover operation with two cops.  Our suspect made good on his offer and was immediately arrested.  

 

 

I guess the deal went up in smoke. 

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3 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Teller County, Colorado - A sheriff puts his car up for sale on Craig's List and finds a buyer.  This buyer made an offer to pay for it with four pounds of home grown black market marijuana.  A text of the weed was an offer the sheriff couldn't refuse, so he set an undercover operation with two cops.  Our suspect made good on his offer and was immediately arrested.  

 

 

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1 hour ago, habs1952 said:

I guess the deal went up in smoke. 

Hey,,, that's Approx $11,500,,so I'm told,, A good deal for sure. :) 

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