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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien, in Polk County Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) ... "When you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die."

Staying with the police theme....

There's been a rash of car break ins recently in the city of Toronto. Police are saying that targeted cars seem to be those with Leaf tickets being left out in the open for all to see. The criminals responsible are reportedly breaking in to those particular cars and leaving additional Leaf tickets.

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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien, in Polk County Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) ... "When you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die."

Staying with the police theme....

There's been a rash of car break ins recently in the city of Toronto. Police are saying that targeted cars seem to be those with Leaf tickets being left out in the open for all to see. The criminals responsible are reportedly breaking in to those particular cars and leaving additional Leaf tickets.

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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien, in Polk County Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) ... "When you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die."

Two thumbs up to Sheriff Judd.

Note to Polk County Sheriff's Department: Issue more bullets.

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Good Laugh Clues. :lol:

I tried your link 27, but it says that the video is no longer available. :(

The video I tried to post is ESPN's Not Top Ten for 2011. If you go to YouTube and type in ESPN Not Top Ten 12/30/11, you will find the video on the right side of the page. Why it would not be available I don't know.

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The video I tried to post is ESPN's Not Top Ten for 2011. If you go to YouTube and type in ESPN Not Top Ten 12/30/11, you will find the video on the right side of the page. Why it would not be available I don't know.

I found it,,,, :lol: ,,,but then I got hooked on the "Fails" vids. :lol:

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First Star's tip worked again this time.

TA-DAAAAA ,,,congrats 27. :)

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus is watching you .'

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He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,

'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses', replied the bird.

'Moses'?' the burglar laughed.

'What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?'

'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'.'

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