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Canadian couple charged with assault after chips and dip fight over the last beer
Published March 01, 2013
Associated Press

LINDSAY, ONTARIO – A Canadian couple faces domestic assault charges after attacking each other with chips and dip after apparently fighting over the last beer.

Police in Lindsay, Ontario, say they were called early Friday to a home where there had been 15 previously documented domestic disputes.

When officers arrived, they found both people covered in chips and dip.

A 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman face charges of domestic-related assault and will appear in court March 28. Their names were not released.

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Canadian couple charged with assault after chips and dip fight over the last beer

Published March 01, 2013

Associated Press

LINDSAY, ONTARIO – A Canadian couple faces domestic assault charges after attacking each other with chips and dip after apparently fighting over the last beer.

Police in Lindsay, Ontario, say they were called early Friday to a home where there had been 15 previously documented domestic disputes.

When officers arrived, they found both people covered in chips and dip.

A 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman face charges of domestic-related assault and will appear in court March 28. Their names were not released.

Oh those stupid Laff fans. :lol::lol:

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Just read this,,,,,kinda funny in my mind.

"Justin Bieber has slammed his 19th birthday celebrations as being the "worst birthday."

The 'Beauty And A Beat' singer -- who turned 19 yesterday -- had reportedly forked out £10,000 for a circus themed bash in London and invited 20 friends to join him in the capital but the party had to be cut short after the star's entourage clashed with security staff at the Cirque du Soir club, according to ENews.

He had been looking forward to a night out with Will Smith's son Jaden and Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke -- who is rumoured to be his latest girlfriend

He had tweeted before hand saying: "Gonna be fun tonight. Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes. 19!"

However he later posted: "Worst birthday."

The Canadian star was only in the popular night club for a few minutes before they left and they were later seen heading off to McDonald's before returning to posh hotel, The Langham, where he is staying during his time in the UK.

The singer's birthday was further ruined after he discovered his friend Lil Twist was pulled over by police while being behind the wheel of his Fisker Karma.

TMZ reported the rapper had been stopped after making an unsafe lane change in the expensive sports car which costs over £100,000."

Isn't Mickey Ds where kids go for their B-day parties? :lol:



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Lake Hallie, Wisconsin - A man attempted to return a printer without a receipt encountered another problem. When employees examined the printer, they found a sheet of photocopy paper with two counterfeit $100 bills printed on it. An argument ensued which drew the attention of police. When they questioned the suspect, they found another $300 in counterfeit money.

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Lake Hallie, Wisconsin - A man attempted to return a printer without a receipt encountered another problem. When employees examined the printer, they found a sheet of photocopy paper with two counterfeit $100 bills printed on it. An argument ensued which drew the attention of police. When they questioned the suspect, they found another $300 in counterfeit money.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Lake Hallie, Wisconsin - A man attempted to return a printer without a receipt encountered another problem. When employees examined the printer, they found a sheet of photocopy paper with two counterfeit $100 bills printed on it. An argument ensued which drew the attention of police. When they questioned the suspect, they found another $300 in counterfeit money.

These type of people should be all put on a deserted island somewhere, just to show others of their ilk how stupid they can be.

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Indianapolis - An argument between a couple over the man taking too much taco meat resulted in medics washing hot sauce out of the woman's eyes. The responding officer goes by the name J. Burger.

Silly woman. It ain't a taco without a lot of meat.....unless it's Taco Bell in which case it isn't even meat.

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