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Game 1 - Toronto Maple Leafs at Montreal Canadiens

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME ONE!!!!

FEATURING

Montreal Canadiens

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VS

Toronto Maple Leafs

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AT

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7pm EST on RDS, CBC


CONGRATULATIONS!!

Not only have you survived many, MANY long months without hockey, you also got many, MANY months without Don Cherry.

So, now that hockey is back, and so are you; it’s time for the main reason we’re all here. To bask in the glory of an uncivilengineer gameday thread. Yes, I know, you’ve been waiting a LONG time for this to happen, and here it is.

So.... enjoy the game.


What? You want more? Fine! Let’s do this!

The Background

This game features the glorious Habs vs the inglorious Maple Laffs. Both teams are currently tied for 1st place in the division, conference, AND league; with one team coming out victorious, and the other more than likely missing the playoffs.

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The Habs are licking their wounds after a dismal 2011-2012 season, having bested only two other teams (which did NOT include the Leafs). After having a decent draft (including the acquisition of Alex GalCHenyuk, Sebastian Collberg, and a few others, the lockout started.

For 119 days, we suffered endless TSN panels, tons of insider info, the Kane photo, the Dregerface, and the introduction of Grumpy Cat. But all that is behind us now, and we can return to overpriced tickets and glorious habs hotdogs (if you’re lucky enough to attend a game).

This season is starting with a few players leaving the team:

  • Scott "Gnomez" Gomez - Bought out
  • Mathieu "The Vader" Darche - Not signed
  • Chris "Campy" Campoli - Not signed
  • Brad "Stabby" Staubitz - Signed with Anaheim

The season also starts with a player hanging in limbo:

  • PK "Showtime" Subban

And finally, the new (and old) faces coming into this season:

  • Francis "Soupy" Bouillion
  • Colby "Cheese" Armstrong
  • Brandon "Broadway" Prust


Potential Lineups

Montreal

Other than Max "Patches" Pacioretty, David "DoubleD" Desharnais, and Erik "Slaw" Cole; who knows! And to be honest they probably won't be the same at the end of the game anyways.

Maple Leafs

WHO CARES?!?! There's Kessel and there's Phaneuf and Komi..... nobody knows the rest of them and I don't plan on learning now!


Ok, I've done my usual GDT, nothing flashy, absolutely semi-funny, and right to the point.

Lets just get this done!

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Maple Leafs

WHO CARES?!?! There's Kessel and there's Phaneuf and Komi..... nobody knows the rest of them and I don't plan on learning now!

Heh, you're actually not far off and it's getting worse. They just traded Lombardi and put Connoly on waivers... other than Grabs, Lupul and a few defencemen I'm really not sure who's on the team anymore

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Heh, you're actually not far off and it's getting worse. They just traded Lombardi and put Connoly on waivers... other than Grabs, Lupul and a few defencemen I'm really not sure who's on the team anymore

They have a new pest on their team apparently... http://www.tsn.ca/toronto/blogs/jonas_siegel/?id=413827

This will be fun :)

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Great GDT, UCE,,,,really enjoyed it. Very nice to see it up and running again. :)

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Yesssssssss, hockey is back. I can't wait. I can't contain my excitement. I wish it was tomorrow already.

Great job UCE. Freaking hysterical as usual. I guess that store owner will never have to worry about giving out free drinks or beers :lol:

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Fantastic job, uncivil! You had me laughing.

Go Habs Go!

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a guardsman at windsor castle handed me his gun when i was a wee one (8 yars old) so i've been doing my impression of a habs fan guarding the queen all day....just in case it helps. :lol::lol:

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Maple Leafs

WHO CARES?!?

Grapes :rolleyes:

Lets just get this done!

+1

leafs suck!

Fantastic job, uncivil!

agreed ;)

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Grapes :rolleyes:

And who cares about what Grapes cares about hmm? ;)

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And who cares about what Grapes cares about hmm? ;)

:ph34r:

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I made this last year and while AK isn't on the team anymore, his message remains;

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:lol:

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lol

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I'm so unbelievably excited for this game.

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I'm so unbelievably excited for this game.

yep...friendly team bashing with friends/family already in progress :lol:....as well as friendly wager $$$$$$ :rolleyes:.................GO HABS!

So.... enjoy the game.

PLAN ON IT :D

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I figured Gally-A would be there,,,and now I wonder if Gally_B is playing in Pleks' spot.

Pleks is playing in Pleks spot :P

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Great to see a GDT. Very nice one too.

Is there any doubt who takes this one??? :D

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Well isn't this a sight for sore eyes. Been waiting too long for the next game day thread but no more. Great job and hello to everyone on the boards, it's been a while. Go Habs Go, and a 5-0 romp seems like it would be a nice start to the season so that's my official prediction. I also can't wait to hear the crowd when Komi touches the puck, that always brings a smile to my face.

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Well isn't this a sight for sore eyes. Been waiting too long for the next game day thread but no more. Great job and hello to everyone on the boards, it's been a while. Go Habs Go, and a 5-0 romp seems like it would be a nice start to the season so that's my official prediction. I also can't wait to hear the crowd when Komi touches the puck, that always brings a smile to my face.

5-0 sounds good but which goal will Komi assist on? :lol:

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5-0 sounds good but which goal will Komi assist on? :lol:

None. Can't get an assist on a goal you score yourself!

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