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Butler County, Pennsylvania - How does a woman help out a jailed boyfriend?   This area manager of a Taco Bell put her jailed boyfriend on the payroll figuring no one would notice.  She sent $50,000 before the police were tipped off and made the arrest.  

 

 

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On 2/14/2020 at 5:17 PM, CANADIENS27 said:

Butler County, Pennsylvania - How does a woman help out a jailed boyfriend?   This area manager of a Taco Bell put her jailed boyfriend on the payroll figuring no one would notice.  She sent $50,000 before the police were tipped off and made the arrest.  

 

 

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On 2/16/2020 at 1:16 PM, kinot-2 said:

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A correction.  Our suspect was manager of a Long John Silver Restaurant.  

 

 

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Summerfield, Florida - A drunk driver looking for an auto parts store decide to flash his lights at a sheriff's car.  The deputy obliged and noticed the driver's eyes were bloodshot.  First, the suspect failed a sobriety test claiming physical disability.  Next, he tested positive for cocaine.  Finally, he blew a .137 and was arrested.  

 

 

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Louisville, Kentucky - This robber thought he had any easy target robbing a Cane's Chicken Fingers restaurant late at night.  The only people in the main area was the cashier and a couple in a rear booth.  The couple turned out to be off duty newlywed police officers.  

 

 

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5 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Louisville, Kentucky - This robber thought he had any easy target robbing a Cane's Chicken Fingers restaurant late at night.  The only people in the main area was the cashier and a couple in a rear booth.  The couple turned out to be off duty newlywed police officers.  

 

 

Ya, they showed it on TV tonight, hilarious. 

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Ya know, I love fishing, but I'm a bass and pike fisherman, but, my granddaughter outdid me. And she let the fish back into the river. It's catch and release with her and her BF.

 

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Montgomery, Ohio - A woman tries to escape from by climbing into the ceiling.  The ceiling collapsed and the would be escapee landed in the trash can.  She is also charged with destruction of property.  

 

 

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Clearwater, Florida - Two crooks case a CVS drugstore.  Then they strike the following morning at 5:00 A.M.  They wear surgical gloves and put 10,000 bottles of hydrocodone and oxycodone pills in garbage bags.  After speeding away, they empty the bottles and throw then out the window allowing police to follow the bottles like breadcrumbs.  They were tracked to a residence where our suspects were arrested.  

 

 

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Kalamazoo, Michigan - After a disturbance, a man is chased by police onto I-94.  They placed spike strips in an effort to stop our suspect.  They only succeeded in flattening all four tires.  Friction from the flat tires cause the right front to burst into flames.  He then came up with the idea to pull into the nearest Nissan dealer for service.  He was then arrested.  

 

 

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Merrill, Wisconsin - In response to the coronavirus crisis. police are offering to test methamphetamine for the virus.  So far, there have 3000 reactions and 4000 shares.  

 

 

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On 2/21/2020 at 1:31 AM, kinot-2 said:

Ya know, I love fishing, but I'm a bass and pike fisherman, but, my granddaughter outdid me. And she let the fish back into the river. It's catch and release with her and her BF.

 

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Nice salmon!!! You should stick to taking pictures. :)

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On 3/1/2020 at 0:46 PM, habs1952 said:

Nice salmon!!! You should stick to taking pictures. :)

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A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It's 7:07 am.

He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It says it is July 7, the seventh day of the seventh month.

As he steps outside, he notices bus #7 going by. He walks to a coffee shop and orders a coffee and a bite to eat and the bill comes to $7.77.

The man thinks "Hmm... all these sevens... I think the universe is trying to tell me something".

So, feeling that maybe this is his lucky day, the man cuts out early from work and goes to the race track. He reads the racing schedule and sees that in the seventh race horse # 7 is called "Lucky Universe". The man can't believe it. He runs up to the teller and bets all his money on the horse.

The horse came in seventh.

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Rottweilers are great companion dogs. I bought a one for my mother-in-law. Despite the fearsome expression, huge teeth, constant growling and terrible breath, he's very fond of her.

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A few years ago, I was driving along the road minding my own business when I saw the flash of what appeared to be a traffic camera in my rear-view mirror. I assumed that my picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit even though I was pretty sure that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around again and passed the same spot, driving definitely below the posted speed limit but again the camera flashed. Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the camera once more, but the camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt and expired registration!

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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the centre aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"

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A man is sitting on a railway carriage staring intently at the guy across from him. "Hey" says the guy "why are you staring at me?" "Whether you believe it or not" says Bob "you are the spitting image of my mother-in-law. Except for the moustache". "I don't have a moustache" says the guy. "No, but my mother-in-law does".

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Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years". "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part".

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything". "That's quite a coincidence" said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything". The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

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Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out "Hey we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!" The old man said "There is no way you can guess my age!"

One of the Grandmas said "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age".

Embarrassed but anxious to prove they couldn't do it he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.

Determined to prove them wrong he did it.

Then they all said in unison "You're 87-years-old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles the old gent asked "How in the world did you guess my age?"

Slapping their knees high-fiving and grinning from ear to ear the three old ladies happily crowed... "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

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