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I found a wallet yesterday, and was tossing up whether I should hand it in. Then I thought "Well, if I lost MY wallet with three hundred and fifty dollars in it, how would I feel?" And I realised that it was a no brainer and that I would want to be taught a lesson.

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A cocky young lad applied for a forklift job at a local firm based in his home town. A migrant worker applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. The manager went to the local lad and said "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the migrant the job". "And why would you do that?" replied the guy "We both got 19 questions right! Surely I should get the job over a foreigner?" The manager responded "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong". "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?" He said. That's simple. On question number 7 the migrant wrote down 'I don't know' and you put down 'neither do I'".

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Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone. "Hello, Sarge" "Yes" "It looks like we have a homicide here". "What happened?" "A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped". "Have you placed her under arrest?" "No sir. The floor is still wet".

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^^^^^^^ All hilarious, but I absolutely LOVED the horse race joke. :4224::4224::4224: 

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Boone County, Kentucky - Three crooks break into cars stealing whatever they could.  One steals a Footlocker credit and uses it to make a purchase.  The 18 year old then ties the purchase to his Footlocker rewards account.  

 

 

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Porterville, California - Due to a rash of residential thefts, a homeowner takes matters into his own hands.  He bought the most powerful sprinkler he could find and hooked it to a motion sensor.  It was designed to spray a powerful blast of water onto whoever came too close to his car.  Security camera caught one crook riding away on his bike after getting sprayed by the water blast.  

 

 

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4 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said:

Porterville, California - Due to a rash of residential thefts, a homeowner takes matters into his own hands.  He bought the most powerful sprinkler he could find and hooked it to a motion sensor.  It was designed to spray a powerful blast of water onto whoever came too close to his car.  Security camera caught one crook riding away on his bike after getting sprayed by the water blast.  

 

 

Shoulda used paint.

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You might be too busy to go to the grocery store, visit your parents or eat a good breakfast.

But one Louisiana man told police he's been too busy to renew his tags -- for almost 23 years.

A Slidell Police Department officer pulled over a man for an expired license plate that hadn't been renewed since 1997, they said on Facebook.

When the officer asked the man why, the driver replied, "Sorry, officer. I've been busy lately and totally forgot to renew my vehicle registration. I will take care of it as soon as I get home," police said.

Louisiana drivers are required to renew their tags every two years.

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1 hour ago, kinot-2 said:

You might be too busy to go to the grocery store, visit your parents or eat a good breakfast.

But one Louisiana man told police he's been too busy to renew his tags -- for almost 23 years.

A Slidell Police Department officer pulled over a man for an expired license plate that hadn't been renewed since 1997, they said on Facebook.

When the officer asked the man why, the driver replied, "Sorry, officer. I've been busy lately and totally forgot to renew my vehicle registration. I will take care of it as soon as I get home," police said.

Louisiana drivers are required to renew their tags every two years.

He might have thought vehicle registration isn't a high priority in Louisiana.  

 

 

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Grand Ridge, Florida - A woman's car breaks down and upon arrival police find a marijuana cigarette and crystal methamphetamine.  More marijuana was found in additional to scales and US currency.  

 

 

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^^^^^:4224:Just so happens I go to the doctor today for 'maintenance'.

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China - A man gets his driver's license and ten minutes later, he was texting in response to congratulatory messages and drove into a river.  He was able to escape the car by kicking the door open and was rescued by crane.  What is the dumbest thing you have seen someone do while driving?  Or do we need another thread?  

 

 

 

 

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On 3/15/2020 at 9:41 PM, kinot-2 said:

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As for one of your photos, the same would be true with Trump.  

 

 

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14 hours ago, kinot-2 said:

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Posted (edited)

This is an asteroid crater in Arizona.
Look how close it came to hitting the visitor center . . .

 

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Another result of the corona virus is opportunities for idiot criminals has been diminished.  

 

 

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Castle Pines, Colorado - A robber drops his wallet at the scene of a bank robbery.  Another thief came along and took the first robber's wallet.  Police are now looking for two thieves.  

 

 

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