CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Sacramento, California - A man attempts to steal gumball machine, but the hole he drilled was too small for the machine. He then tries to shove the machine through the hole only to break the machine spilling the gumballs all over the floor. Next, he threw the machine over a barb wired fence and picked up the gumballs and a handful of quarters. Our suspect didn't see a big box of cash donations on the counter next to the gumball machine which apparently was an even bigger prize. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinot-2 0 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, CANADIENS27 said: Sacramento, California - A man attempts to steal gumball machine, but the hole he drilled was too small for the machine. He then tries to shove the machine through the hole only to break the machine spilling the gumballs all over the floor. Next, he threw the machine over a barb wired fence and picked up the gumballs and a handful of quarters. Our suspect didn't see a big box of cash donations on the counter next to the gumball machine which apparently was an even bigger prize. ,,, Seen the vid,, hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Hereford, Arizona - An immigrant in the U.S. learned of a job opening at the U.S. Citizens and Border Protection service. He applied and that's when the feds learned he was using a fake birth certificate. He was charged with three counts of passport fraud and a false statement on his law enforcement background application. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 5 hours ago, kinot-2 said: That's better than what Trump's doing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Deland, Florida - Two burglars attempted to cover the crime by leaving a pot of spaghetti sauce cooking on the stove with a washcloth. After receiving a report of a break in, police pulled over a car backing out of a driveway. The officers found a marijuana grinder in the console. In the back seat, they found a vacuum, air conditioning unit, a heater, a flat screen television, and an empty jar of Ragu spaghetti sauce. Inside, the officers noticed the smell of burning spaghetti sauce. It was then they found the spaghetti cooking on the stove along with a washcloth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Buckinghamshire, England - How to avoid a traffic citation. This woman attempts to claim she is Homer Simpson and then the license had the wrong birthdate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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habs1952 0 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 24 minutes ago, kinot-2 said: That is absolutely PRICELESS!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Long Island, New York - A woman wanting something to eat pulls up to a drive-thru and ordered bacon, egg, and cheese. The only problem was it was a security hut at the county jail. Our suspect compounded her problem by having a white powdery substance on her nose. She was arrested for impaired driving and no driver's license. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinot-2 0 Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, CANADIENS27 said: Long Island, New York - A woman wanting something to eat pulls up to a drive-thru and ordered bacon, egg, and cheese. The only problem was it was a security hut at the county jail. Our suspect compounded her problem by having a white powdery substance on her nose. She was arrested for impaired driving and no driver's license. ^^^ LOL Edited March 21, 2018 by kinot-2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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H_T_L 0 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 2018-03-13 at 5:54 PM, kinot-2 said: ,,, Seen the vid,, hilarious. This one cracked up the wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinot-2 0 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 37 minutes ago, H_T_L said: This one cracked up the wife. Same as mine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Seattle - These two shoplifters returned to the scene of their crime at Costco and were known to the loss prevention officer and had escaped through the emergency door. When they arrived, they were immediately spotted and police were called in and waited outside. Shortly afterward, the suspects came through the door with computers and vacuums they had shoplifted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
habs1952 0 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, CANADIENS27 said: Seattle - These two shoplifters returned to the scene of their crime at Costco and were known to the loss prevention officer and had escaped through the emergency door. When they arrived, they were immediately spotted and police were called in and waited outside. Shortly afterward, the suspects came through the door with computers and vacuums they had shoplifted. I saw the video. Morons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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kinot-2 0 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 ^^^ I heard the same thing about idiots. I read one that said " Canada means Village,,,, and Trudeau is our idiot." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinot-2 0 Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 A piece of of Apple pie is $2.00 in Jamaica. That same piece if pie is closer to $2.50 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CANADIENS27 0 Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Oklahoma City - This wouldn't be worth posting except the drunk driver in this case is the president of the Oklahoma Independent Petroleum Association. He was spotted pulling out of a restaurant parking lot. He then sat in the intersection during a red light and then pulling away when the light turned green. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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