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Iowa City, Iowa - A 53 year admitted meth user was spotting doing nonsensical things on a motorcycle at an intersection at 9:30 P.M.  A traffic stop revealed the bike had been stolen.  The suspect claimed a fellow meth user loaned the motorcycle, but couldn't remember the user's name.  He admitted injecting the meth five hours prior to the traffic stop and a post arrest check turned up five syringes.  He refused a field sobriety test.  After being taken into police custody, the suspect used his phone to Google " How long does meth stay in your system after consumption" in full view of an officer.   A search warrant was issued and signed for a blood sample to be drawn at the hospital and a sample has since been sent to the lab for testing.  The suspect is charged with driving while intoxicated, second degree theft, and driving while revoked.  He faces ten years in prison if convicted on all counts.  

 

 

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Worcester, Massachusetts - A woman steals a car and leads police on a two hour chase in which she drove in the wrong direction, ran red lights, rammed several vehicles, including two police cruisers.  She also hit an officer dragging him a few feet leaving with non-life threatening injuries.  This police came to an end when the suspect drove by a MacDonald's and the need for chicken McNuggets became too great.  She was arrested in the drive thru while awaiting her order.  She is now charged with 15 counts, including assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage, and resisting arrest.  

 

 

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Tulsa, Oklahoma - Not to make light of accessory to murder, but after police posted pictures of a murder suspect on their "Most Wanted" campaign on Facebook, a suspect responded by saying 'Where's the reward money?'  The poster was on the run as allegedly being an accessory to murder.  Cops were able to quickly track her down.  

 

 

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Gunman is STONED to death by Texas partygoers after he opened fire at a late night gathering, killing one and injuring at three. Moral of this story:

Never bring a gun to a brick fight. :4224:

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China - A 14 year boy didn't want to help around the house.  So after his dad asked for help the 14 year old sneaked out the house and went to the police and filed a complaint against his dad for illegal use of child labor.  Police then took the boy home and found his dad had taken away his smart phone and made him do chores anyway.  Police determined the father was in the right.  

 

 

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Quinlan, Texas - A customer was seen wandering around the gas pumps at a Shell station at 12:30 A.M.  When police arrived, the suspect said he lost a bag of meth and couldn't find it.  He was charged with public intoxication and DUI.  No word on whether the bag of meth ever turned up.  

 

 

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Antelope Valley, California - A driver in a Toyota Prius was spotted driving down the highway with a satellite dish mounted in the center of the hood.  When asked if he had difficulty seeing, he said only when he made right turns.  Since he couldn't prove he had no intention of making another right turn, he was arrested.  No word on whether he was ticketed or released with a warning.  

 

 

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Yakima, Washington - Police received reports of shots being fired at a residence.  When police arrived, they found a man in the alley outside his home yelling incoherently with a gun lying in the middle of the road.  He was taken into custody and witnesses filled in the details.  The suspect loaded soda cans into his refrigerator when one of the cans exploded.  He pulled the gun out of his waistband and shot the refrigerator dead.  When police confronted him with this information, the suspect said he was shooting at people in the basement who "wanted to kill" him.  His house doesn't have a basement and he was charged with second degree unlawful possession of a firearm and discharge of a firearm.  

 

 

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Clearwater, Florida - Police were called to a scene of a domestic disturbance.  Upon arriving, they found the couple each covered in spaghetti sauce.  They had a gotten into an argument and each had shoved a bowl of spaghetti in the other's face.  They were cleaned up and charged with domestic battery.  

 

 

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East Nashville, Tennessee - Two cars involved in this accident.  A woman had some wine and an Espresso at a bar before heading home and driving into a ditch.  She calls a friend who admitted having "a couple of" beers.  He then crashed into the back of car No. 1.  Both of them failed breathalyzer tests and were charged with DUI.  

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