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Pennsylvania - A 19 year driver crashes his car into a pole.  He became so enraged he stomped on the hood of his car and shot it with a rifle.  He got five traffic citations, but was not charged in connection with the rifle since he only shot his car and the rifle was not aimed at anyone.  

 

 

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Lake City, Florida - A customer steals a car from the local Chrysler/Dodge dealership.  It wasn't the car he wanted so he tried to trade it for a new one at the same dealership.  A quick check of the VIN showed the car was stolen and a further check of the video footage showed our suspect to be the thief.  He confessed and was charged with grad theft of a motor vehicle and criminal mischief.  

 

 

 

 

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Stone County, Missouri - A dealer wanted to sell a catalytic converter on eBay Marketplace.  He placed it on the coffee table, photographed it, and posted it for sale.  A slight problem was there a bag of methamphetamine and a syringe in the background.  A buyer reported the picture to the police and he was found to be possession of 48 grams of meth and pistol he was barred from owning.  He has been charged with possession and probation/parole violation.  

 

 

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