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Fountain Valley, California - A 33 year old man robs a Chase Manhattan bank of a large amount of money.  With that success, what does he do?  He goes back the next and tries to rob the same branch, this time with obviously different results.  

 

 

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Niagara Falls, Ontario - Police had pulled over a driver on suspicion of DUI when another driver who had no connection to the first driver videotaped the proceedings and began shouting obscenities.  The cop urged this suspect to calm down only to have him spit in the officer's direction.  He fought back as the officer tried to arrest him.  Backup was brought in and this suspect was hauled away.  He was charged with obstructing a police officer, assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, and violation of probation.  

 

 

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Stafford, Virginia - Three men who were running low on gas decided it would be a good idea to carjack a victim outside a local gym.  First, the intended victim is a mixed martial arts expert.  After a scuffle, the MMA expert dropped his keys and the carjackers get into the victim's car which turned out to be a stickshift which they didn't know how to drive.  Next, more patrons from the gym came out of the gym to assist.  The carjackers then got back into their own car and took off onto the highway in the wrong direction at speeds up to 98MPH.  They stopped after two miles and headed into the woods where police had set up a barricade around the perimeter.  Soon after, they were tracked down by a K-9 officer.  

 

 

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Tampa, Florida - Due to Covid-19, virtual hearings are still being held.  This defendant, up on charges of fraud and petty theft, decided while waiting for his turn to speak to the judge that it would be a good time to do drugs.  It was not seen by the judge, but was recorded by prosecutors.  He'll now appear in court in person.  

 

 

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Madison County, Florida - A man tries to rob a Waffle House by using his fingers in the shape of a gun.  He told patrons to get on the ground, they were being robbed.  He then said he was high and drunk and left with only napkins.  Police located him at his residence and arrested him without incident after admitting to the crime.  He has been charged with unarmed robbery and assault.  

 

 

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Cayakka, Turkey - A man in town for a construction project goes out drinking with his coworkers.  Next morning, his coworkers couldn't find him and became concerned he may have wandered off into the woods.  They organize a search party and the missing man who was sleeping it off in a villa noticed the activity and joined the search party.  It was after hearing his named called that he realized he was the man they were looking for.  

 

 

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Grand Traverse County, Michigan - A 43 year old man breaks into a home where he was confronted by the homeowner who screamed when she realized it wasn't her husband.  He then came down the stairs and told the intruder to leave.  Police then got complaints of the break-in and found the intruder who fled into the woods when they tried to speak to him.  A search by K-9 police turned up nothing and then the crook called 9-1-1 to say he was lost.  Dispatch gave troopers the last known coordinates of the suspect and when they arrived, he flagged them down and he was taken into custody.  

 

 

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