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Winnipeg - Police got a report of a break-in at a residence.  When they arrived, there was a strong smell of gas in the area and they found two burglars passed out from the fumes.  It turned out they were trying to steal the natural gas furnace when the gas feed became dislodged and caused the leak.  They were revived by the EMTs and apparently, the police were in an early Christmas mood as they released the suspects without charging them.   

 

 

 

 

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Sebastian, Florida - A 31 year old man decided to combine drinking, driving, and boating.  When trying to back his jeep toward the river, he knocked over a metal trash can that was bolted to the concrete sidewalk taking out a huge slab.  He also knocked over a metal sign and another trash can.  He continued backing his jeep toward the river but failed to come to a stop, thus getting the jeep submerged.  The suspect registered .193 blood/alcohol level.  

 

 

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Hayes Township, Michigan - A man loses track of a girlfriend so he calls in a well being check to the police.  The woman was nowhere to be found when the cops arrived.  They were interviewing her father when the guy arrived.  Further interrogation revealed he had a felony arrest warrant and methamphetamine in his possession.  No word on whether the girlfriend turned up.  

 

 

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Long Island, New York - A driver came with the idea of driving in the carpool lane by dressing up the passenger side of the front seat as a person.  He placed a jacket over the seat and pushed down the headrest and put a hat on it.  An officer noticed something was off and pulled the car over and the driver's plan to avoid rush hour traffic came to an end.  

 

 

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