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Guest Blockoman

This game is very simple. When you post, you answer the question of the above poster. The catch is that both the question and the answer can be completely ridiculous or nonsensical, so feel free to answer with anything you want (provided it isn't TOO fatfetched). Also, it should be themed about the NHL or hockey in general because, well, why shouldn't it be?

Well, I'll start.

Why are the Maple Leafs the best team in the league?

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This game is very simple. When you post, you answer the question of the above poster. The catch is that both the question and the answer can be completely ridiculous or nonsensical, so feel free to answer with anything you want (provided it isn't TOO fatfetched). Also, it should be themed about the NHL or hockey in general because, well, why shouldn't it be?

Well, I'll start.

Why are the Maple Leafs the best team in the league?

Because they suck eggs.

Who is the worst skater in the NHL.

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Guest Keith
Curtis Joseph

Which hockey player is the best golfer?

Henri Richard

Where can I find a historical book on the last Habs player to score 100 points?

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Guest Hoser

Because he doesn't actually have human ears - contstant exposure to radioactive Cherritopes have irradiated him and caused him to mutate into some kind of man-bear-fish-plant thing. His ears are just an illusion - he actually hears through a complex series of super-sensitive feelers on his palms.

Could George Laraque beat a sumo wrestler in a fight? Assuming that it was a sumo-style fight, of course.

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Not unless the sumo wrestler was trying to board Sidney Crosby.

Why won't Don Cherry retire?

He's on Duracell, they just keep going and going, even on high volume all the time, sadly.

Why doesn't Ron Maclean stick up for himself on Coach's corner?

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He's on Duracell, they just keep going and going, even on high volume all the time, sadly.

Why doesn't Ron Maclean stick up for himself on Coach's corner?

I love how Energizer spends all that money advertising how they keep going and going, yet people think its Duracell! They are essentially paying to give their competitor exposure !:mrgreen:

Anyways, because Ron MacLean has better crap to do!

Who's a better hockey player: Belak or Kerry Fraser?

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Guest Blockoman

He's just a ninja. The Jedi mind trick obviously didn't work on Samsonov.

Speaking of Samsonov, which team should he join next season?

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Guest brand--x

cause he likes Bananas

why isn't Wade Belak gonna get inducted in the Hall Of Fame?

(Like come on, hes the best player, hes a magician, with his sweet moves)

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Guest Blockoman

Because the people at NHL headquarters are too busy looking at pictures of Sidney Crosby.

Who would win a hockey game: the Aneheim Ducks or a bunch of ducks on skates?

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Guest Onlyteam
when we get bergeron in return? haha

Is Chris Higgins God Jesus Allah or Buddha?

All of the about.

Who come the leafs won the cup in 67?

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