Guest Blockoman Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 This game is very simple. When you post, you answer the question of the above poster. The catch is that both the question and the answer can be completely ridiculous or nonsensical, so feel free to answer with anything you want (provided it isn't TOO fatfetched). Also, it should be themed about the NHL or hockey in general because, well, why shouldn't it be? Well, I'll start. Why are the Maple Leafs the best team in the league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onlyteam Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 This game is very simple. When you post, you answer the question of the above poster. The catch is that both the question and the answer can be completely ridiculous or nonsensical, so feel free to answer with anything you want (provided it isn't TOO fatfetched). Also, it should be themed about the NHL or hockey in general because, well, why shouldn't it be?Well, I'll start. Why are the Maple Leafs the best team in the league? Because they suck eggs. Who is the worst skater in the NHL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmash Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Because they suck eggs.Who is the worst skater in the NHL. Curtis Joseph Which hockey player is the best golfer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Curtis JosephWhich hockey player is the best golfer? Henri Richard Where can I find a historical book on the last Habs player to score 100 points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Stuffed in a disco ball Why did Bobby Orr play for the Bruins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habsfan#08 Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Cause he was a bear....RAWR Why isn't Wade Belak in the All-Star game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmash Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Because he isn't rich enough to tip the journalists who voted. Why doesn't Ron McLean need a hearing aide yet? (By the way, this is a good thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoser Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Because he doesn't actually have human ears - contstant exposure to radioactive Cherritopes have irradiated him and caused him to mutate into some kind of man-bear-fish-plant thing. His ears are just an illusion - he actually hears through a complex series of super-sensitive feelers on his palms. Could George Laraque beat a sumo wrestler in a fight? Assuming that it was a sumo-style fight, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Not unless the sumo wrestler was trying to board Sidney Crosby. Why won't Don Cherry retire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Not unless the sumo wrestler was trying to board Sidney Crosby.Why won't Don Cherry retire? He's on Duracell, they just keep going and going, even on high volume all the time, sadly. Why doesn't Ron Maclean stick up for himself on Coach's corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmash Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 He's on Duracell, they just keep going and going, even on high volume all the time, sadly.Why doesn't Ron Maclean stick up for himself on Coach's corner? I love how Energizer spends all that money advertising how they keep going and going, yet people think its Duracell! They are essentially paying to give their competitor exposure !:mrgreen: Anyways, because Ron MacLean has better crap to do! Who's a better hockey player: Belak or Kerry Fraser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoser Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 Between the two, I give the edge to Radek Bonk. Is Guy Carbonneau a Jedi Knight, or just a ninja? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 He's just a ninja. The Jedi mind trick obviously didn't work on Samsonov. Speaking of Samsonov, which team should he join next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 The Ottawa 67's Why is Sean Avery such a moron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brand--x Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 cause he likes Bananas why isn't Wade Belak gonna get inducted in the Hall Of Fame? (Like come on, hes the best player, hes a magician, with his sweet moves) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Because the people at NHL headquarters are too busy looking at pictures of Sidney Crosby. Who would win a hockey game: the Aneheim Ducks or a bunch of ducks on skates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 A green hairy monster. When will Dominik Hasek finally give up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance10jl Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 same day as the leafers win the cup... when pigs learn to and the pope sais hes gay. (no offence to anyone!!! Exept for leafers ) when will boston aquire Kovalev? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lfrommtl Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 when we get bergeron in return? haha Is Chris Higgins God Jesus Allah or Buddha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onlyteam Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 when we get bergeron in return? hahaIs Chris Higgins God Jesus Allah or Buddha? All of the about. Who come the leafs won the cup in 67? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Because the law of averages says so. What happened to the Ottawa Congressmen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance10jl Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 the toronto fans ate him. Why is raycroft the goalie for such a horrible team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevesaku Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 because he himself is horrible. why does kovalev hit so many posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iceman1509 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Because he's trying to catch Milties post count Who is the best dresser in the NHL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Youppi What is Todd Bertuzzi's body count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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