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Guest Blockoman

Choose Your Own Adventure is a very fun game that I have seen on other forums. The basic concept is simple. The person before you will post a story continuation and some choices (usually four, but you can use more or less) and it's up to you to pick one of the above choices and continue the story according to your answer. It's like the LET'S MAKE A STORY thread, but somewhat less random.

In this particular CYOA, you will play the role of Saku Koivu, the Canadiens' captain. What strange and wacky adventures will he embark on? It's up to you!

I'll start it.

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One afternoon, Saku Koivu was preparing for a game against the Leafs when he gets approached by an angry looking...

a) Guy Carbonneau

;) Sheldon Souray

c) Mats Sundin

d) Youppi

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Guest Keith

Guy Carbonneau, a villain looking for a new victim to bench, when out of nowhere.

A)Michael Ryder came to his defence.

B)French Media joined sides with Guy.

C)Koivu went in an angry swearing tirade.

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Guest Keith

...He ignored the doctors orders an in an attempt to thwart Guy Carbonneau's evil reign. He started showing signs of horrible defence, striding East to West, jumping early on breakouts; it was working, and Guy Carbonneau was starting to melt in a heap. Meanwhile, Saku...

A) Saw his oppurtunity to escape, and took it...

;) Pleaded with Ryder not to destroy Carbonneau..

C) Had to leave for an important conference at the Justice League headquarters...

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Guest lfrommtl

had to leave to the JL hadquarterd who were discussing ways to make the leafs even worse then they are now suddenly darcy tucker cam in and kidnapped dion phaneuf when saku

a)ran after him

b)high sticked him, blinding him temporairly

3)sat there eating cheetos

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Guest stevesaku

sat there eating cheetos. after eating the whole bad he realized he would be too stuffed to play the leafs the next day so he

1)chased tucker to sweat it off

2)went to the bell centre gym

3)went and get a new bad of cheetos realizing phaneuf is a big boy and that he wouldnt even need to be light to beat the leafs.

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Guest Mrs. Mike Johnson

went to the bell centre gym, when he arrived he heard a loud noise and walked towards the dressing room where he found...

a) Lapierre dancing to crazy music

;) Things all over the dressing room floor

c) FSN Pittsburgh's (annoying announcer, that's in love with Crosby)

Paul "Steggy" Steigerwald trying to find Sidney Crosby

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...busted crazy moves that put Lapierre to shame when someone knocked on the door. Koivu opened the door and jumped when he saw...

a) Mike Ribeiro in a ballerina outfit

;) Paris Hilton who had dumped Theodore

c) Richard Zednik shaking pom-poms

d) Eric Estrada in his cops outfit

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Guest Mrs. Mike Johnson

Paris Hilton who had dumped Theodore,

and tried to get with Alexander Perezhogin who...

a) Fell in love with Paris Hilton

;) Ran away from her because she was a hoe

c) Made headlines of newspapers & magazines with Paris Hilton

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Guest clarke19

Got robbed by Belfour, who had just been released from prison for the second time during his NHL Career, When Perez tried to run after Belfour he was

A. Stopped by a Radek Bonk who said...

B. Ambushed by angry Leaf fans who had celebrated too early after...

C. Tripped by...

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Guest Mrs. Mike Johnson

Tripped by his pregnant wife Paris who then...

a) Left Alexander for another man walking by

;) Helped Alexander get up

c) Kicked Alexander for...

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Guest clarke19

Lext Alexander for another man walking by who happened to be a goalie who had a bad season in Montreal too, David Aebischer, who then said to Paris...

A. Hey babe, Wanna go

B. And you are?..

C. I like cake.

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Guest clarke19

Hey babe, Wanna go... then Alexander looked at him and was..well he just walked away, no reason in sticking up for Paris Hilton, what had she done for anyone else but herself. So as he walked he bumped into...

A.Sheldon Souray

B. An angry Ed Belfour

C. Mike Johnson

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a surprise gift for Gainey in hopes he would get signed again by Montreal. On his way to Gaineys office he bumped into Saku who:

a) was still busting moves putting Lapierre to shame

;) saving babies from a burning building by fashioning ropes out of his manly chest hair

c) was in a dead-locked fight to the death with Darcy Tucker

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Guest Blockoman

was in a dead-locked fight to the death with Darcy Tucker. It was an epic battle. While throwing punches, the two eventually ended up on the ice in front of a sellout crowd. Just then...

a) The refs started to issue penalties

;) Kovalev and Sundin decided to join in

c) The fans started to throw various objects onto the ice

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Guest Blockoman

The crowd started getting into the brawl themselves. Gary Bettman, who happened to be in the crowd that night, decided to...

a) Move the Habs to another arena

;) Suspend players at random

c) Try and calm everyone down by singing a song

d) Run away and hide in a corner

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Guest Alex-Habsfan23

Run away and hide in a corner. The NHL then had a vote to fire Bettman for his cowardly acts. The people who wanted him fired...

A) Were everyone in the room.

;) Were half of the people in the room.

C) Were shocked to see Saku Koivu walk in the room.

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Guest Blockoman

"...Bettman's evil twin, Gary Fretman!"

Fretman removed his Bettman disguise and exalaimed, "Curse you, Koivu! My plan to ruin the Habs and move them to Omaha, Nebraska is ruined! I will return!" before vanishing in a cloud of smoke.

Everyone in the room was shocked, but then they realized the Habs still had a game against the Leafs that night. The fans had calmed down and the rink was cleared. Saku took the opening faceoff and proceeded to...

a) Score a goal 4 seconds into the game

;) Spear Darcy Tucker

c) Spin around for no reason

d) Shout "HAHA! YOU'RE BALD!" at Mats Sundin

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Shout "HAHA! YOU'RE BALD!" at Mats Sundin. Mats then broke down and cried like a little girl. His team became so disgusted that

a) They skated off into the dressing room in shame

;) They fell on their knees and begged Koivu to become their captian

c) They sent Belak to fight with Sundin

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