Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Asked him to play a game of road hockey with them. As Ryder was playing with them, who should show up but Calum McLeod, co-host of Road Hockey Rumble. Calum asked Ryder to be on his team, and Ryder... A- Accepted B- Denied C- Didn't hear him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Go into the stands so they count taunt the Senators. Alfredsson who was very upset tried to A- shoot the puck at Neidermayer B- steal the Stanley Cup from the Ducks bus C- convice Bettman that Anahiem didnt need a team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Alfredsson who was very upset tried to shoot the puck at Neidermayer. But Alfredsson's shot is soo bad, he would end up hitting innocent people in the stands instead of Neidermayer. So to protect the innocent people the security people... A- Kicked Alfredsson out of the game. B- Started shooting pucks at Alfredsson C- Gave Alfredsson a time-out D- Did nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leafasaurus-rex_Fan Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Gave Alfredsson a time-out, mean while in Boot camp Crosby a) is doing nothing b- got bigger than Chara c) lost all his skills d) ran away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 was doing nothing. All the staff at the boot camp didn't touch him because they were all Crosby fanboys. Crosby asked them to bring his long awaited three cheese pizza, but instead they brought him... a- a million dollars b- various forms of weaponry c- Vincent Lecavalier d- a three cheese pizza with no sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 A three cheese pizza with no sauce, Crosby began to complain and throw yet another fit. The boot camp people did not know what to do to stop him so they... A- Called the Habs B- Called the police C- Attempted to make they're own three cheese pizza D- Did nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Did nothing. After a little while, Crosby stopped thrashing around and calmed down. He then decided to... a- Leave boot camp and head back to the Bell Centre b- Take out his cell phone and call... c- Go to the store and buy his own three cheese pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habshabshabs18 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 leave boot camp and head back to the bell centre where he a. joined the habs b. commited suicide by jumping down from the stand c. stood there like an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Stood there like an idiot. Just then he remembered that every player was gone get ice cream. So he just waited at the Bell Center when suddenly... A-All the players came back. B-Maxim Lapierre showed up. C-He saw a three cheese pizza. D-He saw a really shiny nickel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 He saw a really shiny nickel. After picking it up, Crosby saw the beaver and for some reason thought it was hilarious. As he was running around the Bell Centre while laughing hysterically, he crashed into... a- Darcy Tucker b- Todd Bertuzzi c- Gary Fretman d- A giant hot dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 A giant hot dog. The hot dog asked Crosby: "Whats so funny?" Crosby showed the hot dog the beaver, and it also found it extremely funny. So now Crosby and the giant hot dog are now both laughing hysterically while running around the Bell Center. Until... A- They found an even shiner nickel. B- Someone told them to stop running. C- The did not think the beaver was funny anymore. D- The hot dog took the nickel away from Crosby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 The hot dog took the nickel away from Crosby. It then shouted, "The nickel is mine! ALL MINE! Now I'm off to go pour mustard on myself. Bye!" Crosby, angry that it stole the hilarious nickel, ran after it. When Crosby had the hot dog cornered... a- Crosby demanded the nickel back b- Crosby threw a large bucket of ketchup at the hot dog c- The Habs showed up and began to eat the hot dog d- Koivu woke up from yet another dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 The Habs showed up and began to eat the hot dog. Then the hot dog is no longer. Then Koivu shouts "Hey look a nickel!" and puts it in his pocket. Crosby was too traumatized to approach the great Koivu and his demand nickel back, So then... A- Crosby went go look for a new nickel. B- Crosby decided to face his fear and demand Koivu gives him the nickel. C- Crosby finds a penny and is amused by the leaf. ( Reminds him of a HORRIBLE hockey team.) D- Koivu sees that Crosby is traumatized and gives him back the nickel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest twist_and_shout Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Koivu noticed that Crosby was traumatized and gave him back his nickel. This was too much for Sidney Crosby, who started to weep and whispered in a respectful manner "You truly are a king of kings". Koivu then elevated off the ground and into the air,who as his hands started to glow, simply smiled and said "This is true". Gary Bettman cam running over as fast as his little piggy legs could waddle him. "Wait!", he squeeled, "I have a new French Canadien only salary restrictions to apply". At this the glowing around Koivu's hands turned to fire and he shot it towards Mr. Bettman, who proceeded to... A) Turn into little pig Started spewing positive plans for the NHL's future for the 1st time since he took office C) Revealed that he had never managed to sit through a hockey game and was upset that he always seemed to miss out on the slam dunks D) be transformed into a heartless corporate hooligan, who started to laugh once he realized Koivu hadn't done anything to Bettman, only to be stabbed in the heart by Sidney Crosby's personal Reebock hockey stick E) Grew a mirror on his forehead, which forced him to look himself in the mirror each time he made a heartless, greed driven decision and see the gross excuse for a hockey commissioner he truly was. F) Burned away his clothes and flesh, only to reveal a robot calling itself the Greed-O-Matic 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Realize that he had never managed to sit through a hockey game and was upset that he always seemed to miss out on the slam dunks. When Koivu asked him if he remembered anything about the NHL, Bettman replied, "NHL? What kind of backwards league is that?" before walking out and heading to the NBA head office to get a job as head janitor for the Los Angeles Clippers. Now the NHL needed a new commissioner, and that man was... a- Bob Gainey b- Jean Beliveau c- John Ferguson Jr. d- Mick McGeough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrick_Roy_33 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 so Hasek and Chelios bored the crowd with stories about the good old days of hockey it gave ryder time to get the ice but he forgot 1 thing A. his Pants B. his Helmet C. his lucky stick D. his Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Realize that he had never managed to sit through a hockey game and was upset that he always seemed to miss out on the slam dunks. When Koivu asked him if he remembered anything about the NHL, Bettman replied, "NHL? What kind of backwards league is that?" before walking out and heading to the NBA head office to get a job as head janitor for the Los Angeles Clippers. Now the NHL needed a new commissioner, and that man was... a- Bob Gainey b- Jean Beliveau c- John Ferguson Jr. d- Mick McGeough Bob Gainey. But now the Habs needed a new GM..so they had to try to figure that out. But Bob had already started 'cleaning up' all of Bettmans messes. Back to the Habs who were now... A- Looking for a new GM B- Doing Nothing. C- Eating D- Upset because they lost Gainey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Eating out of Souray's taco shop. However, at that moment, the Edmonton Oilers grabbed Souray and dragged him onto their private jet! The rest of the Habs decided to... a- Formulate a plan to rescue Souray b- Find a replacement for Souray c- Ask Gainey what to do d- Take over the taco shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hab_in_Bermuda Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Find a replacement for Souray. The Habs eventually replaced Souray with a- Roman Hamrlik b- a pylon c- Souray's hot wife d- Youppi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Roman Hamrlik. As Hamrlik made his way to the Bell Centre for a Meet N' Greet with some fans, Crosby ran into the Bell Centre and... A- Slipped on the ice and suffered a concussion. B- Found another nickel. C- Tried to order a taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrlosims Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 He tried to order a taco. But the restaurant was closed, because: A: Josh Gorges ate all the tacos B: Hamrlik was lost in the Bell Centre and decided the taco restaurant would be his home for the night C: Aaron Downey blew up the entire restaurant with his demoniac potato bombs D: It was midnight and everyone was at a Christmas party at Garth Murray's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Future is coming Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 ... It was midnight and everyone was at a christmas party at Garth Murrays house when they noticed it wasn't christmas and... a) Shot Garth in the head Zetterberg came in and shot Garth c) Garth cumbusted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrlosims Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 A) They shot Garth in the head. Meanwhile, Sidney Crosby managed to find the no 57's house, but when he reached the street, a big not too happy giant and it was Zdeno Chara. He decides to: A: go to WalMart and buy him a shower head B: Say hello to Mister the Evil Giant C: To kidnap Ovechkin so Chara is occupied with the new prey D: To run like there's no tomorrow E: Eat a taco F: Engage him in fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Eat a taco, Which magically appeared in his hand. Then he asked 'Why you soo mad?.' Chara told him that he wants a taco and cant find a place that sells them. So Crosby said 'Like this taco!?, Well I am not telling you where I got it!' (even he does not know where it came from). Upset Chara then... A- Chased Crosby down the street. B- Broke down and cried and begged Crosby to tell him where to get a taco. C- Went to Taco Bell. D- Made his own restaurant that only sells tacos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Made his own restaurant that only sells tacos. Crosby, of course, was banned from entering the restaurant. After throwing several more fits, Crosby... a- Tried to break into the restaurant b- Started his own restaurant that sells everything but tacos c- Saw a Pizza Hut and tried to get his three cheese pizza d- Was suddenly engulfed by an avalanche of magically appearing tacos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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