Guest Blockoman Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 They fell on their knees and begged Koivu to become their captian. Paul Maurice then jumped out from his bench and... a) Offered Koivu a contract Tried to comfort Sundin c) Said he would play in place of Sundin d) Shouted "HAHA! YOU GOT HIGH STICKED IN THE EYE!" at Koivu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopII Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Said he would play in place of Sundin. He strapped on his equipment, skated out onto the ice and realised a) He actually knows nothing about hockey He is on the same ice as Saku Koivu and breaks down like a blubbering five year old girl in the presence of her hero, Koivu c) He was gods gift to hockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 He actually knows nothing about hockey. However, by a stroke of dumb luck, Maurice wins the faceoff. He then proceeds to... a) Brag to Koivu about how good he is Fall down on his own stick c) Get a "breakaway" on Raycroft and score d) Skate around wildly screaming, "I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopII Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Brag to Koivu about how good he is. Koivu ignores the wind bag, strips the puck from him and proceeds to a) score a goal by tipping it off of Tucker's helmet Cross check Maurice so hard he flies three feet through the end boards c) make the leafs d-men look like pylons and scores a goal so pretty that the NHL decides to count it as two goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Make the Leafs d-men look like pylons and scores a goal so pretty that the NHL decides to count it as two goals. Sidney Crosby, who happened to be watching the game on TV, was outraged that none of his goals counted for two. Crosby decided to call... a) Gary Bettman to whine about it The rest of the Penguins to formulate a plan to storm the Bell Centre c) Bob Gainey with a crank call d) Pizza Hut so he could gorge himself on pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Pizza Hut so he could gorge himself on pizza. He then... A) Cried to Bettman about Koivu's two-goal goal. Cried to Bettman about how his boyhood team is doing better than his current team. C) Cried because his pizza had the wrong toppings on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dganney Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Cried because his pizza had the wrong toppings on it. Desperate for a delicious cheesy treat, he decided to drive to Sheldon Souray's pizza restaurant in Montreal. Little did he know that he would discover there the entire Leafs team: A-wearing white cowboy boots and extra-tight high-waisted jeans, line-dancing to "Achy-Breaky Heart" for the opening credits of HNIC, B-wrestling in their speedos in a gigantic vat of Kraft Dinner while Saku filmed them to upload on youtube, C-cleaning out the toilets with toothbrushes as Michael Ryder gave them atomic wedgies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Cleaning out the toilets with toothbrushes as Michael Ryder gave them atomic wedgies. Crosby was laughing so hard at it, so Ryder offered to make him... A) Fish N' Brewis A Cheese Omelet C) A Three-Cheese Pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumper Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 A three cheese pizza, but he put A) Poison Four cheeses C) Sardines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MTLHabs Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 four-cheeses, one too many for cry-baby cindy crosby but maxim lapierre got so fed up with the crying that he decided to a) deck crosby in the opening face-off check crosby in the opening face-off c0 fight crosby in the opening face-off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cup crazy88 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 ...deck crosby in the opening face-off of their game the fallowing day. After the incident, the players on both teams were ready to erupt in a bench clearing brawl until they had a better idea to resolve their conflicts. Instead they: 1- Had a drinking contest with the first team to pass out looses. 2- Went on a scavenger hunt around Montreal 3- Went to Mats Sundin's house cause his mom had a bunch of chunky soup fresh off the stove! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopII Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Went on a scavenger hunt around Montreal. The first thing on the lsit was a) A pair of Saku's underwear a lock of Bonk's beard hair c) A picture of Gainey smiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 A picture of Gainey smiling. Koivu, determined to find the picture, decided to search at... a) The old Forum Olympic Stadium c) Gainey's house d) The Penguins' team bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lfrommtl Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 the olympic stadium where he saw youppi crying he asked what his problem was when suddenly. a)a-rod tryed to kidnap youppi! b)the roof collapsed c)bud selig announced the expos would come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopII Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 The roof collapsed! "HAHAHA I HAVE MY REVENGE!" screamed Gary Fretman, Bettman's evil twin who had tried to move the Habs to Omaha. Koivu shielded his face from the falling debris and suddenly... a) Radek Bonk dove to his rescue he was buried underneith 40 eyars of shoddy architecture c) he awoke from the dream, drenched in cold sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Radek Bonk dove to his rescue. The debris landed a mere yard away from Koivu and Bonk. Gary Fretman's plan was once again foiled and he vanished into the night. Koivu said, "Thank you for saving my-" but Bonk interrupted with, "No problem. Listen, I found Gainey's picture in one of the abandoned snack bars. Now we can find the next item on the list and be one step closer to beating those Penguins." Koivu and Bonk left the once-again collapsed Big Owe in search of their next item... a) Halak's goalie mask Carbonneau's lineup card c) Mick McGeough's whistle d) Patrick Roy's voodoo doll of Mario Tremblay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Mick McGeough's whistle. Now, the two knew that McGeough was very biased at his games, so they invited him to referee the Habs/Leafs game that night. When McGeough was ready to drop the puck, Koivu... A) Stole the whistle. Told Ryder to steal the whistle. C) Dropped his gloves and punched out McGeough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumper Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Told Ryder to steal the whistle. Koivu distracted McGeough by A) Screaming his name repeatedly Offering him a sandwhich C) Tapping on his shoulder and running away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cup crazy88 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Tapping his shoulder and running away, afterwards: 1) Higgins dropped a twinkie between McGeoughs legs... 2) Markov took out McGeough legs as he was skating by.. 3) Kovalev distracted him by doing the moon walk.. ... giving ryder the perfect opportunity to steal his whistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Kovalev distracted him by doing the moon walk, giving Ryder the perfect opportunity to steal his whistle. While Ryder was furiously skating towards his bench with McGeough's whistle in hand... a) The Penguins poured onto the ice and ambushed Ryder for the whistle Mick McGeough suddenly went on a rampage c) Darcy Tucker cross-checked him from behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leafasaurus-rex_Fan Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 The Penguins poured onto the ice and ambushed Ryder for the whistle. So then Ryder saw something it was the a) Leafs coming to save him Belarussian 3 running towards him trying to save him. c) Chuk Norris coming to help the pens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Belarussian 3 running towards him trying to save him. Ryder then threw the whistle towards a) Koivu The Leafs c) Halak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cup crazy88 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Halak who then in turned tossed it to Janne Niinimaa who was sitting this game out in the stands. With the whistle he ran to the dressing room where he managed to escape the pens and the habs regrouped after the game. The 3rd and final item on their list was: 1) An Art Ross Trophy 2) The keys to the hockey hall of fame 3) Zdeno Chara's extra tall shower head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Zdeno Chara's extra tall shower head. The Habs were off to Boston the following day to play the Bruins, so this was very convinient for them. However, amongst all the interruptions, they forgot they had a game against the Leafs to play! Once the Pens were chased off the ice and McGeough got a replacement whistle, there was another faceoff between Koivu and Sundin. Sidney Crosby, who overheard the fact that the shower head was the final item, went off to the Pens' team bus and discussed this with his teammates. At the faceoff... a) Koivu won the draw and proceeded to score Koivu won the draw and beat up Darcy Tucker c) Sundin won the draw and immediately gave it away d) Sundin won the draw and tried to score on his own goalie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cup crazy88 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Koivu won the draw and proceeded to score the lone goal in a tight 1-0 habs win! However as the habs where dwindling out the final seconds of the 3rd period: 1) The pens got a head start towards Boston... 2) Crosby decided to tampur the breaks on the Habs team bus to slow them down.. 3) Aaron Downey went crazy and started making emergency vehicle noises in a fit of joy over the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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