Guest MTLHabs Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 call up the rest of the Habs at Charas, they devised a scheme to find out the true origin of Bettman-Crosby connection, the something incredible happened a) Another NHL lock-out occured The leafs won the cup c) They found out who stole the cookie from the cookie jar d) Chara started laughing like spongebob square pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lfrommtl Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 another nhl lock out occured it ended when 1)bettman quit 2)the players decided they didnt want to play anymore 3)suddenly americans were outraged that there were two lockouts and decided to start watching hockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Bettman quit, and Bob Gainey was named new NHL Commisioner! His first order of business was to... A) Get rid of the Leafs Put more Habs games on CBC C) Eat a taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Put more Habs games on CBC. The leafs fans who were dissapointed about not seeing their Leafs A) All moved to China signed a petition for the removal of Gainey C) jumped the bandwagon and cheered for the Habs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumper Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 All moved to China, where they found Gary Bettman..... A) Making a taco Destroying the Great Wall of China c) Taking kung-fu training from Jackie Chan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Taking kung-fu training from Jackie Chan. When Bettman heard what Gainey had done to the Leafs, he stopped training and immediately boarded a plane back to Canada. When he got there, he saw... a) The Maple Leafs were now called the Blue Habs Bob Gainey was going to reduce the league to 6 teams c) A poster advertising the first annual NHL martial arts tournament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cup crazy88 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Saw that Bob Gainey was about to reduce the league to 6 teams. "My legacy!!!" screamed Bettman in disappointment who always wanted to be the one who could claim he made the NHL successful in the US. thats when... 1) Bettman got MAD! 2) JFJ saw bettman, since he was now working at the airport as a greater for West Jet. 3) Bettman decided to head towards the taco stand to eat his anger away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 JFJ saw bettman, since he was now working at the airport as a greeter for West Jet. JFJ jumped over the security gate and offered A) To send Bettman to Montreal to chase down Gainey money to bettman so that he could buy the Habs and destroy them C) his skates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumper Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Money to Bettman so that he could buy the habs and destroy them. But Bettman later realised that the money was... A) Fake From Hong-Kong c) Chocoate Dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cup crazy88 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Chocolate dollars. He then proceeded to eat the money given by JFJ to try and ease his depressed state. Once he was finished eating.. A) He crawled under a bench and started living in the airport like Tom Hanks. He got thrown out of the airport. C) He suddenly began having a mental breakdown, just as.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 He suddenly began having a mental breakdown, just as Gary Fretman appeared! Fretman, seeing Bettman's weakened state, decided this was the perfect time to impersonate him again and move the Habs to Omaha once and for all! Later that night, "Bettman" called Bob Gainey on the phone and said... a) "I have a bomb! A really big one!" "Come down to the Air Canada Centre and I'll give you a present." c) "Six teams? More like THIRTY-six! Don't like it? Then come over here and do something about it." d) "Hey, buddy! Wanna go out for tacos?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onlyteam Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Come down to the Air Canada Centre and I'll give you a present. Gainey replied what present? It's a one way ticket for you and your Habs to Omaha once and for all.Sorry you little smurf that's not going to happen. Gainey hangs the phone up on Bettman. Bettman calls back and say's : A) I would make a good water boy can I join your team? What are you doing later wana hang out? C) You know I have alway's liked the Habs but... D) If you need a new coach give me a call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 "I would make a good water boy. Can I join your team?" Gainey, no doubt puzzled by this question, said yes and Fretman was on his way to Montreal. Upon arrival at the Bell Centre, Fretman decided to go to... a) Gainey's office The Habs' dressing room c) A snack bar d) The gift shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leafasaurus-rex_Fan Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 The gift shop, where he saw a) Leafs-Rex (me) b)Domi eating a water bottle while riding a blue zebra and makign 3 wishes from his heat lamp. c)a hotdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cup crazy88 Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 A hot dog. But what was a hot dog doing in the gift shop and not at the concession stands?.. Well it turned out that this wasn't just any other hot dog. It... A) Could see the future. Would turn anyone who ate it into a Montreal Canadiens hater. C) Made you listen to 'insert annoying song of your choice' non-stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Could see into the future. The wrapper around the hot dog read, "Bite and you shall see your future." Fretman ran out of the gift shop and was about to bite the hot dog when... a) Saku Koivu Sheldon Souray c) Sergei Samsonov d) Cristobal Huet ...stole it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumper Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Sergei Samsonov stole it. It told him.... A) You will never play hockey again You will regain your skill next year and win the cup.....with the leafs. C) You will change your name to Sergei Jingle-Heimer Shmidt D) You will go home and eat a taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leafasaurus-rex_Fan Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 You will regain your skill next year and win the cup.....with the leafs. After the habs trade you for: a)Belak B)A pile ofdust c)the letter e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lfrommtl Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 the letter e. and since the habs controlled the letter e they took it out of the word maple leaf making it mapl laf. the lafs were so embaressed by that situation that they forfeited the season and 1)traded koivu back and apologized 2)changed their names to the mapl syrups 3)traded half the team to florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopII Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Traded half the team to Florida so they could hang out with their good buddy Belfour, who just got out on bail. Meanwhile, back in Montreal, Koivu was taking a shower after a hard work out at the gym when all of a sudden... a) giant mutant slugs emerged from the drain and attacked him! he felt a tap on his shoulder c) he realised he forgot his shampoo back in the locker room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs. Mike Johnson Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 He realised he forgot his shampoo back in the locker room so he put on a towel and walked out of the shower to the locker room when all of a sudden he saw... a) The Paparazzi, news reporters, etc. His coach who was looking for... c) Samsonov who was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopII Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Samsonov who was tripping out from his experience with the future-telling hotdog. Whacked out on the 'whacky-sauce', Sammy approached Koivu and said... a) "I wish I were as good as you..." "I love you... man..." c) "All my trouble with the Habs stems from the fact my mother never loved me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 "I love you... man..." Koivu, obviously disturbed by this, decided to walk in the other direction. Suddenly he, while forgetting he was wearing only a towel, ran into... a) Bob Gainey who wanted Koivu's opinion on the new 6-team NHL The entire Ottawa Senators team who couldn't figure out where the visitors' dressing room was c) Kovalev who was ALSO walking around in a towel d) Thousands of screaming fans who were there for Koivu to sign autographs (which he competely forgot about) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs. Mike Johnson Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Thousands of screaming fans who were there for Koivu to sign autographs (which he completely forgot about), Koivu was embarrassed since there were thousands of screaming girls as Koivu was signing.... a) His towel got caught on the bar Souray came and.... c) The girls attacked him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leafasaurus-rex_Fan Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 His towel got caught on the bar, and he ate then, then he saw that a) The Leafs won the cup The Leafs got him for Belak and won the cup c) that he got traded to the Leafs for the letter q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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