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Crosby let out a ferocious yell and said, "I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY THREE CHEESE PIZZA! WHY'D THERE HAVE TO BE FOUR CHEESES? I WANT MY PIZZA AND I WANT IT NOW!!!"

Everyone on the scene was dumbfounded by what Crosby had just screamed. The Habs saw that this had distracted the thugs and took them all out with well placed blows from their sticks! With Cap'n Sundin and his gang unconscious, the Habs decided to...

a) Laugh at Crosby who was crying over his pizza

;) Loot Cap'n Sundin's ship

c) Steal as much gold from the cave as possible

d) Call the pizza guy and finally get Crosby his three-cheese pizza

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Laugh at Crosby who was still crying over his three cheese pizza. After a quick meeting, the four players decided to leave Crosby to rot in the brig and go to the nearest watering hole to celebrate their victory. They finally decided on going to

a) a strip club

;) La Cage at the Bell center

c) a depanneur to buy slushies and candy

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A Depanneur to buy slushies and candy. Meanwhile, Ryder was angry at Crosby's whining so he got him a three-cheese pizza. Crosby then...

A) Bawled and spit out the pizza because he didn't like cheddar cheese.

;) Bawled and spit out the pizza because he saw a tiny speck of mushroom.

C) Bawled and spit out the pizza because he had a cry attack.

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Bawled and spit out the pizza because he saw a tiny speck of mushroom.

"Guuuuuuuyyyys! I hate mushrooms!" Crosby cried as he started to pummel the bars of the prison which he was held. "My mommy always picks them off for meeeeeeee!"

Ryder, the only one who was silly enough to go back to Crosby instead of letting him rot there then...

a) slapped Crosby across the face in disgust

;) cradled the crying mess in his arms, rocking him back and forth slowly while cooing sweet nothings in his ear

c) rolled his eyes and proceeded to urinate on Crosby's pizza

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Slapped Crosby across the face in disgust.

"Quit your friggin' whining, b'y!" he said. No wonder everyone picks at you!

Crosby then...

A) Agreed with Ryder and decided to toughen himself up.

;) Felt offended and cried some more.

C) Fell asleep on the floor while sucking his thumb.

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Agreed with Ryder and decided to toughen himself up.

"Can you help me be tough like the Habs... Pleeeeeease?" Corsby implored our hero. "I'll give you some of my puck bunnies, and my teddy bear, and my reebok contract!"

Ryder thought about it and agreed on the condition that...

a) Crosby was to never talk. Ever. For the rest of his life.

;) He purposely sabotage the Pens for the rest of the season when they played Montreal.

c) He could give Crosby as many purple nurples as he wanted.

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He could give Crosby as many purple nurples as he wanted. Crosby was about to start whining, but thought that Ryder might beat the crap out of him, so he agreed. After Ryder gave him 30 purple nurples, one for each of his goals, he...

A) Ryder pointed to the "Just For Laughs: Gags camera and started to laugh at Crosby.

;) Realized that Koivu was calling his name.

C) Opened a can of Cream Soda.

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Ryder pointed to the "Just For Laughs: Gags" camera and started to laugh at Crosby. Sundin and the other Leafs got up and also laughed at Crosby's anguish. Crosby began to thrash around wildly before Evgeni Malkin came out from behind a cameraman and explained to Crosby what had just happened. A few minutes later, Sid was also laughing.

After everyone left the cave and went home, the Habs suddenly realized that...

a) They still had a game to play against Buffalo... in ten minutes!

;) The gold in the cave was real

c) They never let Crosby out of his jail cell

d) The pizza guy was asking for his money

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Realized that Koivu was calling his name. Ryder then went to talk to Koivu who wanted to make a plan to get rid of Crosby they then planned to...

a) Leave Crosby alone & go do some other stuff

;) Escape before Sidney would see them

c) Make sure Sidney didn't have Kovalev's secret recipe

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They still had a game to play against Buffalo... in ten minutes!

They called Lapierre for a ride but..

a) Traffic was backed up

;) His car broke down

c) Lapierre shut off his phone

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Traffic was backed up! The Habs, frantically trying to get to the Bell Centre, decided to run into a nearby Metro station. However, when they got inside...

a) They didn't have any money to pay the fare

;) Someone was running around on the tracks

c) They were able to get on the train... in the wrong direction!

d) The Sabres were also trying to crowd onto a train

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Traffic was backed up. They had to come up with a solution, FAST or they'd have to conceed to the Sabres.

"Wait! I have an idea" Koivu exclaimed "Let's..."

A - "...go eat ice cream instead!"

B - "...mug the nearest guy and steal his car!"

C - "...do the macarena!"

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Well, looks like we need to use dashes from now on since ;) is appearing everywhere...

Forget the game and go eat tacos. Everyone went to Souray's pizza place where he served them up a huge taco buffet.

Back at the Bell Centre, Guy Carbonneau was panicking. The game was supposed to start in two minutes and his team was nowhere to be found! The Sabres were getting impatient and Lindy Ruff was pressuring the referees to forfeit the game. Bob Gainey approached Carbonneau presented his plan B. Carbonneau and Gainey...

a- Called up the Hamilton Bulldogs to play in the Habs' place

b- Picked random fans to suit up and play

c- Activated the "Robo-Habs", robots programmed to act and play like the Habs

d- Confused the refs with a logical paradox to slow them down

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Called up the Hamilton Bulldogs to play in the Habs' place, Guy..

A- Called up Francis Lemieux, Corey Locke, Dan Jancevski

B- Every Bulldog player but they didn't have time to come..

C- Gave up and decided to...

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Every Bulldog player, but they didn't have time to come. The refs were giving the Habs 15 minutes to show up or the game would be forfeited to the Sabres. Just when things looked their worst, Gainey got a brilliant idea. Why not call up Habs that have retired to make a one-game comeback appearance?

Gainey decided first to call...

a- Jean Beliveau

b- Serge Savard

c- Ken Dryden

d- Maurice Richard, even though he's dead

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Maurice Richard, even though he's dead. Gainey, who moonlighted as a paranormal expert, used his mystic powers to call up the ghosts of the fourm. The ghosts rose from the dead and suited up, a melange of spirits, zombies and skeletons. The Sabres, now pitted against the most talented undead hockey team in history...

A - forfeited the game because it was getting freaky

B - ...forfeited, then were suprised when the "undead" hockey team start laughing and undressing from halloween costumes meant to trick them into giving up

C - Suited up and decided to play the undead hockey team

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...forfeited, then were suprised when the "undead" hockey team start laughing and undressing from Halloween costumes meant to trick them into giving up. Lindy Ruff's face turned bright red and he made a beeline for the referees to talk them into nullifying the forfeit and having the game replayed. Just then...

a- The real Habs arrived after Souray ran out of tacos

b- The Sabres began charging at the now-alive hockey team

c- Gary Fretman, who was left at the Bell Centre and forgotten about a while ago, did...

d- The REAL Forum ghosts appeared and...

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The REAL habs arrived after Souray ran out of tacos and Daniel Briere was in shock, but he quickly found that 1 Hab was missing, it was:

A - Radek Bonk, because he was at a beard photoshoot

B - Sergei Samsonov, because he got stuck in his refridgerator

C - Aaron Downey, because he was guarding Sidney Crosby's prison cell

D - Josh Gorges, because he had managed to find another box of tacos

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Josh Gorges, because he had managed to find another box of tacos, then the refs decided to nullify the forfeit and let the game continue, soon after the game was underway....

a- Josh Gorges, threw a Taco onto the ice

b- The REAL Forum ghosts showed up and decided that the habs are a digrace as of late

c- the leafs showed up and started makin love to all of the male fans

d- Guy Carbonneau became agitated and put on a josh Gorges uniform and stepped onto the ice

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Guy Carbonneau became agitated and put on a josh Gorges uniform and stepped onto the ice. At the end of his first shift, he was already exhausted so he

1- decided to change into a Kovalev uniform and bench himself for the rest of the game

2- scored into his own net

3- asked the ref for a time out

4- went to Buffalo's bench, knocked the coach out, and tried to impose the trap on the Sabres players

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decided to change into a Kovalev uniform and bench himself for the rest of the game. Koivu was not happy with this and

A - decided to make Carbo play anyways

B - Yelled at him that he should be ashamed of himself for being laxy

C - took over Carbos shift, scoring 5 goals

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Took over Carbo's shift, scoring 5 goals.

The Habs won 5-0! After the win, they proceeded to...

A- Go to Baskin Robbins for an ice cream.

B- Go to Ryder's place for some steak.

C- Get changed.

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Go to Baskin Robbins for an ice cream. When they got there, everyone gasped. Sidney Crosby, who had to chew through the bars of his underground jail cell to escape, was shaking and holding up the clerk with a hockey stick! Crosby was demanding...

a- All the money in the register

b- Free ice cream

c- A three cheese pizza with no mushrooms

d- Koivu's home phone number

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A three cheese pizza with no mushrooms.

"Wrong restaurant, kiddo." Said Ryder. "If ya want a pizza, go to the Boston Pizza across the street."

Crosby then...

A- Thanked Ryder and went to the Boston Pizza across the street.

B- Said "OK" and tripped through the door.

C- Bought a sundae.

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