Guest Hab_in_Bermuda Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Run to Mellon Arena and ask the other Pens for help. However, on his way he ran into Youppi. just when Crosby was about to walk away, Youppi yelled... a- "Wait! Will you be my friend?" b- "Wait! Could I have your autograph?" c- "Wait! I have super powers. The habs have forgotton about me and I want revenge! Join me as i summon an army of great evil!" d- "I like Ovaltine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 "I like Ovaltine!" Crosby stopped and stared at Youppi for a little while, long enough for him to get in range of Souray's slapshot. Souray shot a puck squarely at Crosby, which hit him in the head! As the Habs were patting Youppi on the back for the distraction, the other four teams surrounded Crosby and were howling for their ice cream. Crosby knew he was in trouble, so he decided to... a- Beg for mercy b- Explain how brownies are better than ice cream anyway c- Explain how his Atlantic teams would beat up the Northeast teams if they touched him d- Pinch himself and hope it was a bad dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Beg for mercy. Crosby pleaded:"Please don't hurt me! Get Youppi! What did I do? I want my mommy!" And on and on... So the others decided to... A- Ignore Crosby's pleads and beat him up. B- Forgive Crosby and everyone dances in a field of flowers. C- Beat up Youppi D- Ignore Crosby completely, and they go see a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Ignore Crosby's pleads and beat him up. When suddenly, who should come to his needs but... A - Georges Laraque B - Gary Roberts C - Walter Cronkite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Walter Cronkite. Crosby was lifted onto his back as he flew away into the sunset. Baffled as to how a 90 year old man lifted a hockey player onto his back, not to mention the flying part, the five teams went off to search for another ice cream truck. However, at that moment, Gary Fretman appeared! "Well well, if it isn't the Habs! I don't care how many other teams try to help you, you're not escaping this time!" Fretman shouted as he deployed... a- An army of Don Cherrys b- A cheaply made giant robot c- A time machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 A cheaply made giant robot, That was made of a card board box covered in tin foil...and was not very giant..It was the size of a cereal box!!! =D The Habs and all the other teams just stood and stared. Fretman had a remote control that activated the robot. To defeat the robot, The guys decided to... A- Kick the robot over B- Surrender to Fretman C- Lapierre and Koivu continue they're dance moves near the robot and crush it. D- Just keep staring. ( As for C I am trying to get Koivu back in this! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 get Lapierre and Koivu to continue they're dance moves near the robot and crush it. As soon as Koivu started doing the Robot and Lapierre was breakdancing the Detroit Red Wings showed up A - in search of Ice cream B - for thier part of the game between the 5 teams C - in search of the Stanley Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 for their part of the game between the 5 teams. Everyone accepted and now the super hockey game was 3 teams vs. 3 teams. However, they realized... a- They would need a HUGE rink b- They would need to find refs c- Detroit was in the Western conference d- They would need to decide on a starting goaltender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 they would need to find refs. Unfortunatly, Kerry Fraser walked into the Bell Center at that moment A- and the Leafs ran to him to give him a hug B - The habs ran away from him C- The Sens ran at him with sissors and water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumper Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 the sens ran at him with scissors and water. But as we all know, you shouldn't run with scissors, and... A) Alfredsson fell and poked out his eye Emery fell and stabbed himself with the scissors C) Nothing happened so they decided they would ignore that advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onlyteam Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Emery fell and stabbed himself with the scissors but not before he had a chance to cut and fix Terry Frasers hair. Then suddenly 1 Terry pulled out the blow drier and commence to....... 2 Terry was very upset when he found out the hair spray was gone and..... 3 Terry told Emery thanks and was off to catch a plane to the next game....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habshabshabs18 Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Terry told emery thanks and was off to catch a plane to the next game. Then suddenly A. He tripped over a 3000kilo fall B. Be crashed and burned when je was taking off C. he went to pray to the Leas god for them to acully have a chance at a 10pt+ season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 He crashed and burned when his jet was taking off. Seeing as how they had no refs for the mega hockey game, the six teams decided to play without officiating. Later that night, the game was scheduled to start in front of a packed Bell Centre audience. It was the three Canadian teams against the three American ones. However, right before the puck dropped... a- Gary Bettman ran onto the ice b- Martin Brodeur tried to sneak his way into a net c- The Habs, Sens and Leafs began to argue amongst themselves d- The Oilers, Flames and Canucks came and wanted to join the Canadian team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 The Oilers, Flames and Canucks came and wanted to join the Canadian team because they didnt want to be left out just because they were in the west. Now that the teams were no longer equal A - The Wings went off in search off more American teams B - Fans started volunteering to play C - They called the game off and Crosby started to whine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 The Wings went off in search off more American teams. They called the Blackhawks and Rangers since they were also part of the Original Six. They were also forced to accept the Penguins because of Crosby's incessant whining about being left out. Now the teams were Habs-Leafs-Sens-Oilers-Flames-Canucks vs. Sabres-Bruins-Wings-Rangers-Hawks-Pens. Unfortunately, with so many teams competing, there was no room left on the ice for everybody. Just then... a- Wayne Gretzky appeared and said... b- The ice melted c- The fans wanted to form their own third team d- Crosby went into a fit about still not getting his three-cheese pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Crosby went into a fit about still not getting his three-cheese pizza. Ryder was so angry A- he hit Crosby with his stick B - he hit crosby in the face with a cake C - smoke started coming out of his ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaherine Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Ryder was so angry he hit Crosby with his stick. Which did not help the situation, So Ryder when to the grocery store and bought Crosby a three cheese pizza. But. A- Crosby changed his mind and wanted a four cheese pizza. B- They did not have an oven to make the pizza. C- Before Crosby could have a slice of pizza, the other players ate it. D- Ryder did not have enough money to buy the pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Before Crosby could have a slice of pizza, the other players ate it. Crosby threw such a fit over this that Malkin had to drag him off and lock him in the vacant refs' dressing room. Crosby then... a- Said that he was sorry and promised to behave b- Threw an even bigger fit and started to bang on the door c- Tried to see if he had superpowers so he could escape d- Found a hidden trapdoor in the dressing room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex-Habsfan23 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Threw an even bigger fit and started to bang on the door. Ryder started to laugh at him and... A- Savoured the pizza in Crosby's face B- Smacked the door with his stick C- Went to the store to get some yogurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newfie_Gurrl29 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Went to the store to get some yogurt. While at the store, Ryder was attacked by a bunch of young fans who a- wanted his autograph b- wanted his yogurt c- asked him to play a game of street hockey with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 wanted his autograph. While Ryder was busy outside signing hundreds of autographs, the mega hockey game started. Habs fans, angry that Ryder was not playing, began to throw objects on the ice. On the rink... a- Koivu began pleading the crowd to stop b- Chara started signing, "Kumbaya, my lord..." c- Sundin flashed his bald head to blind the crowd d- Hasek and Chelios bored the crowd with stories about the good old days of hockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hab_in_Bermuda Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Chara started singing "Kumbaya, my lord". Then the whole crowd and the other teams started to join in. It was a beautiful moment. Finally... a- Ryder came back and they started the game again b- Crosby got his pizza c- Chara realized his secret talent of singing and got a record deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Crosby got his pizza. He was so happy that he jumped on the ice and kissed the pizza like it was the Stanley Cup. However, just then... a- Everyone else on the ice checked Crosby to get the pizza b- A Detroit fan threw an octopus which landed on the pizza c- Mick McGeough came out of nowhere and stole the pizza d- The pizza exploded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leafasaurus-rex_Fan Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 A Detroit fan threw an octopus which landed on the pizza, who then said Crosby GO CRY cause Detroit is the best... Crosby cried and ran away to his a- mama b- papa c- Mario Lemiuex d- .... apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blockoman Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Mario Lemieux. Mario was so disgusted by Crosby's constant whining that he sent him to boot camp, where Crosby would "toughen up." Meanwhile, the mega hockey game started. However, little after the first faceoff, the Anaheim Ducks came into the Bell Centre and demanded that they get a place in the game since they had just won the cup. After they were refused, the Ducks decided to... a- Break in anyway b- Go into the stands so they count taunt the Senators c- Go back to Anaheim and start their own mega hockey game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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