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my stupid lawsuit story is about a guy who bought an RV and while on the road, he put the vehicle on cruise control and went in the back to make himself a coffee... obviously he rolled off the road then sued the company for i dont remember how many millions ... and won, because it was not mentionned in the owner's manual that you couldn't go in the back while driving :rolleyes:

I remember that from the Darwin awards, but was it actually real? The Darwin Awards has both.

Well, to add a good criminal story....a classic from law school.

A doctor met with a female patient and informed her that she was gravely ill. The patient requested a cure and the doctor convinced her that the only cure that existed had to be administered by him, via his body entering her's and releasing the "cure". -- some smart girls out in Cali.

(im trying to keep this family friendly, but you guys get the point)

She consented to the "treatment" and only after consulting some family and friends did she realize her mistake. Its a case used to teach the notion of consent in sexual assault cases, the guy got off -- b/c there was i) no forcible physical contact and ii) it wasnt against her will.

haha wait, that didn't actually happen did it? I thought it was just a dirty joke.

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Well, to add a good criminal story....a classic from law school.

A doctor met with a female patient and informed her that she was gravely ill. The patient requested a cure and the doctor convinced her that the only cure that existed had to be administered by him, via his body entering her's and releasing the "cure". -- some smart girls out in Cali.

(im trying to keep this family friendly, but you guys get the point)

She consented to the "treatment" and only after consulting some family and friends did she realize her mistake. Its a case used to teach the notion of consent in sexual assault cases, the guy got off -- b/c there was i) no forcible physical contact and ii) it wasnt against her will.

Lol, I heard that one too in law class. Some people out there just aren't all there.

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  • 10 months later...

one young girl's family tried to sue us back in around 1990 sometime because our collie dog bit the young girl in the butt.

it wouldn't have worked though because i was right there as a witness and i could testify to the fact that she was abusing our collie by kicking her....therefore it was her own fault and not any negligence on ourpart.

If you kick an animal and he/she bites you you then cant turn around and sue for something that was your own fault.....duhh. how dumb.

honestly some people are really as thick as two planks......i sometimes feel like suing the people who try to make these dumb lawsuits. :rolleyes:

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Not really a lawsuit story...but it almost led to one.

When I was living in Montreal, our backyard neighbours had installed a pool and their cloreen system(or filter...whatever) was against the fence the touched both our properites.

Now the problem was, the filter had a big plastic pipe/tube that attached itself to the another contraption that made the pool run better. That tube, was literally on our side of the fence...which meant whoever installed it, jumped over the fence to our side(while we were out) and set it up.

O man, let me tell you, when my dad got home, he was like... :mellow::huh::blink::angry::angry:

The reason they put they put pipe on our side..."because it doesn't look nice on their side..." :o "And the fence was built by their contrator, which made it their fence..." :rolleyes:

Now I bet your laughing right now. And so were my dad and me. :D:lol:

Hours later, the police showed up at their door, and the sent cop so happened to be my UNCLE. ;)

The next day, we offered to take the pipe off from our side for them, and we did with a screw driver. And we lobbed all the pieces into their pool. Happy Swimming!!!

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