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Hey everybody! My name is Ted, and after game 6 tonight, a lot of Hab fans are jumping ship and cursing the team that so many of us have grown to love. I think it's just temporary anger talking, but I want Hab fans to remain faithful to their team and not vent negativity toward the Habs within the forum. What these fans need is a different outlet: a place to project that disapointment and frustration. Therefore, rip on me. I can take it (probably), and if it saves the Habs from some unnecessary negativity, I'll feel like I've "taken one for the team." So... BRING IT!!! Say whatever's on your mind about the team, but put my name in instead...

Example: "Wow, Ted, you had absolutely no hustle on defense tonight and you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a shot."

Example: "Ted... I hate you."

That's right, put whatever you want (as long as it doesn't get you banned). Rip away, fellas and sheilas...

GO HABS GO!

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Hey everybody! My name is Ted, and after game 6 tonight, a lot of Hab fans are jumping ship and cursing the team that so many of us have grown to love. I think it's just temporary anger talking, but I want Hab fans to remain faithful to their team and not vent negativity toward the Habs within the forum. What these fans need is a different outlet: a place to project that disapointment and frustration. Therefore, rip on me. I can take it (probably), and if it saves the Habs from some unnecessary negativity, I'll feel like I've "taken one for the team." So... BRING IT!!! Say whatever's on your mind about the team, but put my name in instead...

Example: "Wow, Ted, you had absolutely no hustle on defense tonight and you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a shot."

Example: "Ted... I hate you."

That's right, put whatever you want (as long as it doesn't get you banned). Rip away, fellas and sheilas...

GO HABS GO!

hey (ted) with that red light alway's flashing, did you get sunburned ?
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Guest lfrommtl

ted learn how to friggin clear the zone. bad enough you did it last year but this year again.and after such a wonderful season where u got the c

WHY TED

WHY

great thread ted

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Guest GoHabsGo_CanucksAreChoking

Ted, stop being so afraid of getting hit and show us some more goals! :angry:

STOP WIMPING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fight Chara, be a MAN!]

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Guest twolinemustgo

I'll work on not playing like Raycroft. I'm sorry I don't like getting hit; I might get a hangnail or something. Whenever I try to clear the zone, I pass to the prettiest color I see (yellow). I thought the 'C' that I was wearing meant "cautious." And I did fight Chara once. It's overrated. I'm still eating Slimfast through a sippycup and a wired-jaw. Oh yeah, and the red light that keeps going on is the "nice-manners-o-meter", isn't it? WHenever I share the puck with the other team, it shines that pretty crimson. I love it.

I'm sorry I've disappointed you all so much. I'll play harder next time, I promise.

Would cash make you feel better? Or at least keep you from beating me up?

Thank you for your input,

Ted

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Well... um... I may be a "noob", but I skate hard... uh no.

I always try... uh.

I...

...

um... I'm rubber you're glue and whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Okay... noob it is.

"Montreal penalty to number 17, Ted the noob. 2 minutes for noobishness and suckery."

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  • 2 weeks later...

im mad about that outcome, but we played a nearly perfect game.

Ted: YOu told philly to sub Brodeur for biron, so we lost cause of it.

Here's one: Ted stop being so selfish like Zetterberg. PLay good hockey, stop being an egotist, and dont give yourself your own logo. YOu've got all the hockey IQ of a rock.

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First off, I'm sorry about channeling the spirit of Marty Brodeur into the body of Marty Biron. I meant to channel the spirit of Martha Stewart, but I have a lisp and screwed it all up. As far as my Zetterbergesqueness is concerned, we only need to know one thing. I RULE! The rest of my team stinks! All they're good for is skatin' around all willy nilly and basking in my friggin' awesomeness.

The only problem with all of this is that I am a pretty crappy golfer, and if some things don't change and the season ends early, all of my pals will be laughing at me for the rest of the summer because my wife can drive the ball farther than I can.

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