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Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really know what's going on.

I paid too much for it, but its worth it.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.

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Hey, somebody cut the end off this rope!

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for the glsdd, thats why people look at it half full.

a texas governor(go figure) said to people in wheelchairs on disability day: now yall stand up so u can be recognized.

if money doesnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

i once told somebody that if they could cut the end off a rope, i would give them 10 bucks. lol

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for the last post, i meant glass, not glsdd. its 2 am. forgive me.

Contradictory mascots:

Red wings: octopus cant suvive in freezing water

calgary flames: hockey is on ice lol.

nshville predators: they dont have komi lol

the minnesota wild play indoors.

boston is not a bruin. they are kitty cats lol.

the capitals logo has no capitalized letters

ducks migrate south to avoid ice

the kings play like pawns.

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