dbtcomputers_ca Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 I am in desperate need of some bruisn jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roy_133 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Seems like a bad time to ask... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony1234 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Harry Sinden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockey_gal89 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Harry Sinden Jay Miller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicochetII Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Just let them Hab their fun. They rarely Hab the opportunity to gloat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorSTLB Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Claude Lemiux game 7 1986 ot winning goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koreysecord1992 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Last night's game. Oh, wait... haw haw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry-Horse Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 When Bruins fans die, they bury them 12 feet deep instead of 6. They do this because, deep down, they are good people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SK74_mtl Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Last night's game. Oh, wait... haw haw Your a natural born comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonave Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 the bruins are so bad it makes chuck norris cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby4 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 When Bruins fans die, they bury them 12 feet deep instead of 6. They do this because, deep down, they are good people. TOO FUNNY !!!! and yes, we are good people ... all 14 of us from Peterborough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisebois Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 TOO FUNNY !!!! and yes, we are good people ... all 14 of us from Peterborough So there are more Bruins fans in Peterborough than in the Banknorth Garden at the Bruins home games? Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getgoa Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Whenever you want a Bruin to get going just tell them to make sure their socks are the same material as their jerseys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonave Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 the bruins make the leafs look good, and the leafs make the lightning look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_canuck_21 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 I am in desperate need of some bruisn jokes! I notice that you got a very poor response to your request, & IMO it's because most Habs' fans recognized that the Bruins had a very good team this year. It's much easier to make fun of a team when they are not doing well. He who laughs last, laughs best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bailey1 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 24 and 7 oh wait... 24 and 8 now *clap clap clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubby31 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I am in desperate need of some bruisn jokes! As I see it,the joke was on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynch_mtl Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Just take every dumb blonde joke you can find, and put a BB fan in the place of the blonde. It works, and it's funny. they also can't find a source to ruin your jokes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Boston Bruin fan wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the BB fan's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the BB fan went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the BB fan's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The BB fan told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A BB fan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to BB fans," he replied. She hurried home and put on a Montreal Canadiens Jersey, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to BB fans," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color(red, white, and blue), new Jersey, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to BB fans," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Boston Bruin fan?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What do you do if a Boston Bruin fan throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many Boston Bruin fan jokes are there? One. The rest are true stories. Yep, that's how you win a playoff series, Boston Bruin Fan jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubby31 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Q: What do you do if a Boston Bruin fan throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. I'll have to remember that one,but will change it from bruins to leafs. Ha Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whalerfan Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Claude Lemiux game 7 1986 ot winning goal. Lemieux? Game 7? OT ? 1986? didn't he do that against by beloved Whalers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfanfla Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Q: What does the B on the Bruins jersey stand for? A: Hockey A Bruins fan walked into his house carrying a pile of dog poo...."Hey" he said, "Look what I almost stepped in!" A computer programmer annouced to the world that he has developed the first truly interactive computer. "And," he said, "If you type in your IQ it will converse with you on your level." Wanting to see if this was true a reporter logged on and typed in 164...the computer began to discuss quantum physics theories...he then punched in 120 and the computer began to discuss political and economic theories.....finally just because he was curious he typed in...02, the computer screen read.."Go Bruins" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flunky Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 A Boston Bruin fan goes into a pharmacy to but some condoms. "That'll be $8.99 plus the tax", says the cashier. Shaking his head, the Bruins fan replies, "Forget the tacks. I always use glue". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koivu-is-king Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Im afraid the only bruins joke this year was us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLSE_Mgmt_A_Disgrace Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 4 bruins go over a cliff in a minivan, what's the tragedy? Could've fit 3 more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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