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1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.
2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.
3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.
4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies
5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over.
6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.
7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer.
8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.
9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.
10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season.
11. You have a hockey scar.
12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.
13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player
14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.
15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.
16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own.
17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.
18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere
19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.
20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time.
21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.
22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.
23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.
24. You know what a J-stroke is.
25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.
26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.
27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.
28. You've assembled a barbecue.
29. They're not dents, they're goals.
30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.
31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.
32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.
33. You hold a pint with all five fingers, and
34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.
35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.
36. Your soap smells like soap.
37. You've guestimated a phone number.
38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.
39. You recycle.


except for some I think i can i say that i pretty much live by the Canadian code.
anyone fill all of em?
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The written « unwritten Canadian code »

1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.

2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.

3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.

4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies

5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over.

6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.

7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer.

8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.

9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.

10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season.

11. You have a hockey scar.

12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.

13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player

14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.

15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.

16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own.

17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.

18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere

19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.

20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time.

21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.

22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.

23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.

24. You know what a J-stroke is.

25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.

26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.

27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.

28. You've assembled a barbecue.

29. They're not dents, they're goals.

30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.

31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.

32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.

33. You hold a pint with all five fingers, and

34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.

35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.

36. Your soap smells like soap.

37. You've guestimated a phone number.

38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.

39. You recycle.

except for some I think i can i say that i pretty much live by the Canadian code.

anyone fill all of em?

iv lived by all except 13 and 19

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The written « unwritten Canadian code »

1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.

2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.

3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.

4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies

5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over.

6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.

7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer.

8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.

9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.

10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season.

11. You have a hockey scar.

12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.

13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player

14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.

15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.

16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own.

17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.

18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere

19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.

20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time.

21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.

22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.

23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.

24. You know what a J-stroke is.

25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.

26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.

27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.

28. You've assembled a barbecue.

29. They're not dents, they're goals.

30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.

31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.

32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.

33. You hold a pint with all five fingers, and

34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.

35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.

36. Your soap smells like soap.

37. You've guestimated a phone number.

38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.

39. You recycle.

except for some I think i can i say that i pretty much live by the Canadian code.

anyone fill all of em?

Well, I've got 23/39. Guess I'm only 60% Canadian. LOL.

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How abut this one..........I was in a Miami Strip Club with a bunch of co-workers and they had the playoffs on a big screen, it was around 1996 or 97 and we were playing the Rangers and the game was on TV. There was a stripper dancing for the guy next to me and she blocked my view of the TV so I told to move out of the way so I could see the game.......she was alittle offended and I became a legend at work....the guy who told a naked woman to get out of the way so he could watch a hockey game....of course I always pointed out that it was a CANADIENS playoff game! :)

I'm an American but I've done most of those...can I be an honorary Canadian?? even if it's just for the beer???

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The written « unwritten Canadian code »

1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.

2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.

3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.

4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies

5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over.

6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.

7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer.

8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.

9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.

10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season.

11. You have a hockey scar.

12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.

13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player

14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.

15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.

16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own.

17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.

18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere

19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.

20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time.

21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.

22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.

23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.

24. You know what a J-stroke is.

25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.

26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.

27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.

28. You've assembled a barbecue.

29. They're not dents, they're goals.

30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.

31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.

32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.

33. You hold a pint with all five fingers, and

34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.

35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.

36. Your soap smells like soap.

37. You've guestimated a phone number.

38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.

39. You recycle.

except for some I think i can i say that i pretty much live by the Canadian code.

anyone fill all of em?

basically all except for #8 and #24 what's a j-stroke?

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1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.

2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.

3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.

4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies

5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over.

6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.

7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer.

8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.

9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.

10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season.

11. You have a hockey scar.

12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.

13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player

14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.

15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.

16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own.

17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.

18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere

19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.

20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time.

21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.

22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.

23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.

24. You know what a J-stroke is.

25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.

26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.

27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.

28. You've assembled a barbecue.

29. They're not dents, they're goals.

30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.

31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.

32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.

33. You hold a pint with all five fingers, and

34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.

35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.

36. Your soap smells like soap.

37. You've guestimated a phone number.

38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.

39. You recycle.

All 39 apply to me...and shockingly, I was born in the states (although, ive lived almost my entire life up here). I must say that my wife tried hard to change #36 - and for a while my soap smelled like vanilla or flowers or something, but now we have 2 soaps in the shower. lol.

And #17 I would agree with, but usually I would switch 'hockey tape" with duct tape ;)

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The written « unwritten Canadian code »

1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.

2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.

3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.

4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies

5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over.

6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.

7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer.

8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.

9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.

10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season.

11. You have a hockey scar.

12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.

13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player

14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.

15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.

16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own.

17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.

18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere

19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.

20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time.

21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.

22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.

23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.

24. You know what a J-stroke is.

25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.

26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.

27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.

28. You've assembled a barbecue.

29. They're not dents, they're goals.

30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.

31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.

32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.

33. You hold a pint with all five fingers, and

34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.

35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.

36. Your soap smells like soap.

37. You've guestimated a phone number.

38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.

39. You recycle.

Not baf for myself. Never will forgot those hockey roadtrips, memories of a lifetime.

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How abut this one..........I was in a Miami Strip Club with a bunch of co-workers and they had the playoffs on a big screen, it was around 1996 or 97 and we were playing the Rangers and the game was on TV. There was a stripper dancing for the guy next to me and she blocked my view of the TV so I told to move out of the way so I could see the game.......she was alittle offended and I became a legend at work....the guy who told a naked woman to get out of the way so he could watch a hockey game....of course I always pointed out that it was a CANADIENS playoff game! :)

I'm an American but I've done most of those...can I be an honorary Canadian?? even if it's just for the beer???

Told a naked stripper to move so you could see the hockey game?? You ARE Canadian, I don't care where you were born! Cheers!!

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The written « unwritten Canadian code »

1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.

2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.

3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.

4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies

5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over. (let's pretend it's pop ok?)

6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.

7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer. (under 18)

8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.

9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.

10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season. (uhh i can't really grow a beard yet :P)

11. You have a hockey scar.

12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.

13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player

14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.

15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.

16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own. (same as #5)

17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.

18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere

19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.

20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time. (does driving 2 and a half hours to sit on the bench count- backup goalie)

21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.

22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.

23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.

24. You know what a J-stroke is.

25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.

26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.

27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.

28. You've assembled a barbecue.

29. They're not dents, they're goals.

30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.

31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.

32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.

33. You hold a pint with all five fingers

34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.

35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.

36. Your soap smells like soap.

37. You've guestimated a phone number.

38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.

39. You recycle.

I got most of em, I'd say the rest will fill in as i grow up :P

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The written « unwritten Canadian code »

1. You’ve left you coat on some pile and knew it wouldn’t be stolen.

2. You never made a move on your buddy’s girlfriend.

3. You know that on a road-trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stops.

4. You’ve kept all your hockey trophies

5. You’ve replaced someone’s pint if you knocked there’s over.

6. If your buddy’s in trouble, you’ve got his back.

7. You’ve clapped for the dancer even though she shouldn’t be a dancer.

8. You’ve used your blow torch to curve your stick.

9. You’ve used your arm as an ice scraper.

10. You’ve grown a beard in the post-season.

11. You have a hockey scar.

12. You have gone on a road trip with a car that has no business going on a road trip.

13. You’re proud to know a girl who got jiggy with a pro hockey player

14. You feel kind of bad reclining your seat in an airplane.

15. You’ve use a cheesy pick-up line just because your buddy dared you.

16. You fill your friend’s pint before your own.

17. You think hockey tape can fix anything.

18. You’ve gotten kicked out of somewhere

19. You’ve turned down a booty call in the post-season.

20. You've driven an hour for 19 minutes of ice time.

21. You've been to a bar that starts with Mc or ends in Annigan's.

22. You appreciate a woman who's into sports.

23. You'll call anyone with goalie equipment, a friend.

24. You know what a J-stroke is.

25. Sometimes, figure skating is worth watching.

26. You know the sippy cup lid isn't as dumb as it sounds.

27. You've worn a canoe as a hat.

28. You've assembled a barbecue.

29. They're not dents, they're goals.

30. You've overcome bad directions to find your friends cottage.

31. You know what happens on the ice, stays on the ice.

32. You've come face to face with some kind of freaky bird.

33. You hold a pint with all five fingers, and

34. It's never okay to rub another mans rhubarb.

35. You know the last box in, is the first to get unpacked.

36. Your soap smells like soap.

37. You've guestimated a phone number.

38. You’ve cooked with a flashlight.

39. You recycle.

except for some I think i can i say that i pretty much live by the Canadian code.

anyone fill all of em?

Without going into detail, both can be accomplished if the participants are willing...

And I'm proud to say I've fulfilled the rest!

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