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got some more.............

*What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice.

*Q: Why is it good to have a Toronto Maple Leafs player as a passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.


Q: Why do Toronto Maple Leafs players have TGIF on their skates?

A: Toes Go In First

*Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Ottawa Senators fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Montreal Canadiens fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Toronto Maple Leafs fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were then called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Senators cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Montreal Canadiens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Maple Leafs cap, replaced it, then lifted it again and replaced it. Finally, he lifted it one more time, and replaced it.

Meanwhile, the Maple Leafs fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking,

lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, " I'm a little confused.

Normally, when I look under a Maple Leafs hat, I find an *****."


What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?

A: The vending machine has Players!

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Okay! So i'm a HUGE Habs fan! but my BEST friend is a Toronto fan. So we argue alot about it! :unsure: and i'm kinda new to the whole Hockey world :D so he's always picking on me! :angry: Can anyone give me some stuff to say to him when he starts making fun of me?

Please and thank you! :)

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! SAME accept it's my cousin you know what to say just say 40+ years and tell him to look at the NHL standings!!! don't give up i know how you feel!!!!!!!

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