Hockey-Chick77 Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Okay! So i'm a HUGE Habs fan! but my BEST friend is a Toronto fan. So we argue alot about it! and i'm kinda new to the whole Hockey world so he's always picking on me! Can anyone give me some stuff to say to him when he starts making fun of me? Please and thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whalerfan Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 This is kinda lame but.......... "why do leaf fans drink beer from the bottle?" ......Because they don't have any CUPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whalerfan Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 got some more............. *What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice. *Q: Why is it good to have a Toronto Maple Leafs player as a passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. * Q: Why do Toronto Maple Leafs players have TGIF on their skates? A: Toes Go In First *Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Ottawa Senators fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Montreal Canadiens fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Toronto Maple Leafs fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were then called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Senators cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Montreal Canadiens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Maple Leafs cap, replaced it, then lifted it again and replaced it. Finally, he lifted it one more time, and replaced it. Meanwhile, the Maple Leafs fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, " I'm a little confused. Normally, when I look under a Maple Leafs hat, I find an *****." * What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine? A: The vending machine has Players! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whalerfan Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 and if all that sucks ...just print this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey-Chick77 Posted October 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 omg!! Those are AMAZING! Thank you soooooooooo much!!! I owe you BIGG TIME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory_Days Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Just tell him 67 and he'll shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonave Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Use Bud's avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubby31 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 The Toronto Maple Leafs Have A New Coach From North Korea....Win Sum Soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickThaHitman42 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 67, that number is sacred, and despised. Sacred because it was the last time the leafs won the cup Despised because it was the last time the leafs won the cup, and they beat the habs to do it but if all else fails, tell your friend to go look up some stats, and see how bad the leafs are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyez Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 In autum the only thing a Leaf does is fall . In winter a Leaf just keeps getting buried & buried . In spring a Leaf is the 1st thing on the green . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubby31 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 If we lose tonight....and the make-me-laughs win.....I suggest we lay off the leafs jokes For the time being,anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rychlo11 Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 At least we"ve seen our team win a cup in colour lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfan7344_mtl Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Okay! So i'm a HUGE Habs fan! but my BEST friend is a Toronto fan. So we argue alot about it! and i'm kinda new to the whole Hockey world so he's always picking on me! Can anyone give me some stuff to say to him when he starts making fun of me? Please and thank you! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! SAME accept it's my cousin you know what to say just say 40+ years and tell him to look at the NHL standings!!! don't give up i know how you feel!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondalsf Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 The Toronto Maple Leafs Have A New Coach From North Korea....Win Sum Soon. Did he replace No Win Now...yeah lame I know yours is better. If we lose tonight....and the make-me-laughs win.....I suggest we lay off the leafs jokes For the time being,anyways. Yeah like till the next game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondalsf Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 This is kinda lame but.......... "why do leaf fans drink beer from the bottle?" ......Because they don't have any CUPS Oldie but a goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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