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Scott Hartnell trophy : best beard

Crosby trophy : best drama

Sharks trophy : biggest playoff deception

on a more serious note, i'd change a couple of names on the current trophys...

Jack Adams could be the Bowman trophy

Lady bing?

Art Ross could be the Gretzky trophy

and i'd had a defensive defenseman trophy

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Choker Award: awarded in place of the President's trophy if the winner gets knocked out in the first round (President's Trophy is revoked for that year)

The Glen Sather Award: awarded to the non-playoff team with the highest payroll

Brian Burke & Phil Kessel Award: awarded for the worst trade of the year

Todd Bertuzzi Award: awarded for best cheap-shot

Daniel Carcillo Award: awarded for best acting / dive

Chris Pronger Award: awarded for best lack of maturity

Mike Green / MA Bergeron Award: awarded to best defenseman who can't play defense

John Torterella Award: awarded for most swearing to the media

Bruce Boderau Award: awarded for most crying to the media

Bruce Bodreau Award #2: awarded to coach-of-the-year who can't coach

Hall Gill Award: awarded to tallest player in NHL

Brian Boucher Award: awarded to least preditable and consistent player

Robert Luongo Award: awarded to most overrated player

PK Subban Award: awarded to the player with the shortest first name

Mats Sundin Award: awarded to the player, coach, or GM who takes the longest to make a decision

Don Cherry Award: awarded to the loudest player

Theodore's Hair Award: awarded to any player disciplined for doping

Patt Quinn Award: awarded to least media friendly member of the NHL

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I'd award the Subban Trophy for the best rookie D-man instead...

Brodeur Trophy: the highest save pct/lowest GAA in playoffs

Jagr Trophy: the highest number of points in playoffs

Lemieux Trophy: the highest number of goals in playoffs

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Scott Hartnell trophy : best beard

Crosby trophy : best drama

Sharks trophy : biggest playoff deception

on a more serious note, i'd change a couple of names on the current trophys...

Jack Adams could be the Bowman trophy

Lady bing?

Art Ross could be the Gretzky trophy

and i'd had a defensive defenseman trophy

Lady Byng is a good reason tbh

(Originally Lady Byng's cup :L)

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The Jean Beliveau Trophy awarded to the best player in the playoffs, instead of The Conn Smythe Trophy. Conn Smythe was a builder of teams first the Rangers and then the Leafs, a military man in the 20's.

Why did we name trophies after GMs or other builders rather than after players?

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