jagh55 Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Have you ever found yourself replaying a past argument in your head and thinking 'That's what I should have said!' This happens to me all the time and all I can say is I HATE it. But oh well... What about you guys? What are the put-downs you just wish you'd think about when in an argument? Mine are: --If he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless. --I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in? --I wont make fun of you 'cause I'm sure you get it all the time. --Your brain cell must be really lonely. --The jerk store called and they're runnin' out of you. --So tell me, did your parents have the same last name before they were married? Know any other ones? Think you can do better? Tell me below what are your favorite put-downs, come-backs, chat-up lines, whatever you call'em... (Sidenote: I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. This is for fun. If you don't like what you're reading, don't read it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruuvimeisseli Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Are we allowed too say good rascist ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddienmike Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Are we allowed too say good rascist ones? NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy4life_mtl Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 One of my favs is," Are you always an idiot, or is it just when im around?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagh55 Posted August 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 One of my favs is," Are you always an idiot, or is it just when im around?" +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manatee-X Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 --The jerk store called and they're runnin' out of you. What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagh55 Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondalsf Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 So you're a Leaf fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CareyPrice31 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 So you're a Leaf fan? Aw, I was gonna write that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondalsf Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Aw, I was gonna write that one! Go ahead then we can laugh all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
29Dryden29 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 "Did you hear that sound??? That was your last friend they just ditched you" So quit being a *****. That one is pretty universal can be used for men and women and kids alike lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondalsf Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 "Did you hear that sound??? That was your last friend they just ditched you" So quit being a *****. That one is pretty universal can be used for men and women and kids alike lol. Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I4I-vc4 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHIW Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Leafs Suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theRazor67 Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Leafs Suck? It's all they know how to do! To a Leafs fan: Remember when your Leafs put out a winner? Oops, forgot you're only 43! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theRazor67 Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 A chubby girl hit on me in the bar once, I told her I was married, she said she didn't care. I told her I'd be right back, I came back and gave her my # and said I had to leave, but to call me between 9-5 the next day. It was the number to Jenny Craig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosalie52 Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 I like the ''Your brain cell must feel really lonely''. It's my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfanfla Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Did you buy that face at a flea market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfanfla Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 You know that suit looked better on the rack...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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