kinot-1 Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Bumper Stickers If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT! I took an IQ test and the results were negative. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. BEER: It's not just a breakfast cereal. My wife's other car is a broom. I'm out of bed and dressed....What more do you want. One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN. When blondes have more fun do they know it? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? If it's tourist season, Then why can't we hunt them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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