ColRouleBleu Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Cop pulls a priest over, sees open wine bottle in car. "Been drinking?" "Only water." "I smell wine." "Good lord! He's done it again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 Cop pulls a priest over, sees open wine bottle in car. "Been drinking?" "Only water." "I smell wine." "Good lord! He's done it again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD An illegal alien, in Polk County Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what! The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) ... "When you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die." Staying with the police theme.... There's been a rash of car break ins recently in the city of Toronto. Police are saying that targeted cars seem to be those with Leaf tickets being left out in the open for all to see. The criminals responsible are reportedly breaking in to those particular cars and leaving additional Leaf tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD An illegal alien, in Polk County Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what! The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) ... "When you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die." Staying with the police theme.... There's been a rash of car break ins recently in the city of Toronto. Police are saying that targeted cars seem to be those with Leaf tickets being left out in the open for all to see. The criminals responsible are reportedly breaking in to those particular cars and leaving additional Leaf tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD An illegal alien, in Polk County Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what! The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) ... "When you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die." Two thumbs up to Sheriff Judd. Note to Polk County Sheriff's Department: Issue more bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clues Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 http://www.youtube.c...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 25, 2012 Report Share Posted March 25, 2012 http://www.youtube.c...feature=related Good Laugh Clues. I tried your link 27, but it says that the video is no longer available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Good Laugh Clues. I tried your link 27, but it says that the video is no longer available. The video I tried to post is ESPN's Not Top Ten for 2011. If you go to YouTube and type in ESPN Not Top Ten 12/30/11, you will find the video on the right side of the page. Why it would not be available I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 The video I tried to post is ESPN's Not Top Ten for 2011. If you go to YouTube and type in ESPN Not Top Ten 12/30/11, you will find the video on the right side of the page. Why it would not be available I don't know. I found it,,,, ,,,but then I got hooked on the "Fails" vids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.c...h?v=5rEajt-ysg4 You'll need to type ESPN Not Top Ten 12/30/11 and the click on Worst of the worst for 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.c...h?v=5rEajt-ysg4 You'll need to type ESPN Not Top Ten 12/30/11 and the click on Worst of the worst for 2011. Here's a direct link. http://youtu.be/5rEajt-ysg4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 I found it,,,, ,,,but then I got hooked on the "Fails" vids. There is an endless supply of 'Darwin Award' winners out there. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivilengineer Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Oh look, embedding. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rEajt-ysg4&feature=youtu.be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Southington, Connecticut - This time, a burglar accidently dials 9-1-1 while stealing 700 pounds of scrap metal. He faces third degree criminal trespassing and sixth degree larceny charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clues Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 And some Hab ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Good ones Clues. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOGMjOxQ6E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOGMVjOxQ6E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 First Star's tip worked again this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 First Star's tip worked again this time. TA-DAAAAA ,,,congrats 27. A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus is watching you .' . He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses', replied the bird. 'Moses'?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?' 'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Kennewick, Washington - People crash all the time while texting and eating. This time it was a car thief driving a stolen pickup truck who landed in the ditch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 http://youtu.be/Yftny7dgOm8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yftny7dgOm8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yftny7dgOm8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkb2ArrCY8c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Now that ESPN's Not Top Ten for 2011 has finally been posted, can someone explain why Craig Smith's flub on the empty net didn't even make the list? That was an even bigger goofup than the pair of own goals they listed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddienmike Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Good ones Clues. :lol: I especially like the one of Pleks encouraging Pulshie Nice one Clues GO HABS GO :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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