CANADIENS27 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 In New York, a woman is running for the state assembly. Her opponent is her ex-husband. So you can imagine the mudsling that's going to take place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 In New York, a woman is running for the state assembly. Her opponent is her ex-husband. So you can imagine the mudsling that's going to take place. As long as it doesn't get too personal. If your going to crash your car, don't crash your $225,000 Lamborghini Gallardo, people will laugh at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddienmike Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 As long as it doesn't get too personal. If your going to crash your car, don't crash your $225,000 Lamborghini Gallardo, people will laugh at you. When I was on the road,I once saw a brand new Ferreri hitting a bus ,the bus pulled out where it shouldn't have,the guy was just driving home from the dealership,with his new pride and joy then it was totaled.Your guy obviously lost control more money than sense. GO HABS GO :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest archey Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 As long as it doesn't get too personal. If your going to crash your car, don't crash your $225,000 Lamborghini Gallardo, people will laugh at you. this road is like 7 miles away from me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 this road is like 7 miles away from me... So that wasn't you driving the Lamborghini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thethrillisgone Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 As long as it doesn't get too personal. If your going to crash your car, don't crash your $225,000 Lamborghini Gallardo, people will laugh at you. LOL what was that guy thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatethosebruins Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 LOL what was that guy thinking? Nice car go fast. Nice car go boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Anchorage, Alaska - Two women make the mistake of texting a state trooper to buy illegal alcohol. The actual sale was in Bethel, Alaska and the reason alcohol is illegal there is because no one in that part of the state has been licensed to sell alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Tennessee - Two drunks were so angry about not getting enough onions with their McDonalds cheeseburgers that they threw bricks through the windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Tennessee - Two drunks were so angry about not getting enough onions with their McDonalds cheeseburgers that they threw bricks through the windows. Don't get enough onions? Throw bricks to show your displeasure,,,,,ahhhh the logic of it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Don't get enough onions? Throw bricks to show your displeasure,,,,,ahhhh the logic of it all Makes one wonder what they're gonna do when they learn it's not real cheese on their burgers. Throw cement blocks? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Seattle - Man vandalizes cars but steals nothing and leaves tortillas. Strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Seattle - Man vandalizes cars but steals nothing and leaves tortillas. Strange. The differences between man and woman. Seems about right to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddienmike Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 The differences between man and woman. Seems about right to me. Yes seems about right to me too,just one thought himself. GO HABS GO :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 The differences between man and woman. Seems about right to me. And we're expected to help them with theirs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstStar Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Good one, wife doesn't get it though... maybe I have to adjust one of her buttons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatethosebruins Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Good one, wife doesn't get it though... maybe I have to adjust one of her buttons. Or maybe you got lucky and found a woman with not that many buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstStar Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Or maybe you got lucky and found a woman with not that many buttons She's a great lady... she has her share of buttons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatethosebruins Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 She's a great lady... she has her share of buttons. Im sure she is FH, I mean she can put up with you joking of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivilengineer Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I hope UCE sees it. I saw it, good engineer joke... got a few more that are good ones too.. Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?" There's a lot more, but not for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivilengineer Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Alright, two more.. Three engineers were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog...that's cool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Dubuque, Iowa - A drunk driver gets pulled over with a small zebra and a parrot in his pickup truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Dubuque, Iowa - A drunk driver gets pulled over with a small zebra and a parrot in his pickup truck. I read the headline for that story,,,,,but,,I just figured it occured in Asia, so I didn't read the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest archey Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Dubuque, Iowa - A drunk driver gets pulled over with a small zebra and a parrot in his pickup truck. BOY OH MAN i want this case...i will become a lawyer to defend this guy..PUT THE CASE ON HOLD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 MIlwaukee - A camcorder thief confesses to the crime on the video taken with the camcorder and which appeared on YouTube. He even introduces himself and says the cops won't figure anything out. How dead wrong can you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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