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Indiana - A corrections officer tries to smuggle marijuana and suboxone in black electrical tape covered by Taco Bell wrappers. He is now looking at possession of marijuana, dealing with a controlled substance, and trafficking with an inmate, all felonies.

AHHHHHHH, the world of Dumb.

Here ya go,,,,

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Another laugh is finding out Lindsay Lohan and dumps don't get along. It seems she rearended a dump truck on the LA freeway and now has to get another Porsche.

From what I read,,,she rented it. Now,,,,,,who in their right mind would rent a Porsche to her? :blink:

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AHHHHHHH, the world of Dumb.

Here ya go,,,,

Surprised she never gave her kid a bath. So many Darwin award winners in the world today I'll bet Charles Darwin is spinning furiously in his grave thinking "I got it wrong!".

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So many Darwin award winners in the world today I'll bet Charles Darwin is spinning furiously in his grave thinking "I got it wrong!".

With all due respect,52, Darwin awards are given out to those people who, while doing stupid things, die in committing a stupid act. Darwin candidates are those who survive doing stupid acts.

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Police in Georgia are trying to figure out who stole about 400,000 toothpicks worth nearly $3,000 US from a manufacturer in Athens, Ga.

Police tell the Athens Banner-Herald someone took six cases from Armond's Manufacturing Company Inc. about two weeks ago, and another seven cases disappeared last weekend.

Each case contains 288 packages of 100 toothpicks.

Police say there were no signs of forced entry. The owner believes a current or former employee might be responsible.

Two employees told the owner they saw a man selling containers of Armond's toothpicks at a flea market last weekend.

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Police in Georgia are trying to figure out who stole about 400,000 toothpicks worth nearly $3,000 US from a manufacturer in Athens, Ga.

Police tell the Athens Banner-Herald someone took six cases from Armond's Manufacturing Company Inc. about two weeks ago, and another seven cases disappeared last weekend.

Each case contains 288 packages of 100 toothpicks.

Police say there were no signs of forced entry. The owner believes a current or former employee might be responsible.

Two employees told the owner they saw a man selling containers of Armond's toothpicks at a flea market last weekend.

People will steal just about anything these days. :lol:

I thought maybe the guy was going camping and needed some firewood. :P

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Kentucky - An inmate breaks out of jail and into the courtroom where proceedings were being held. He had already been on trial and was in a holding area for attacking a court official during his own trial. He faces additional charges of attempted escape and assault.

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