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With all due respect,52, Darwin awards are given out to those people who, while doing stupid things, die in committing a stupid act. Darwin candidates are those who survive doing stupid acts.

I'm pretty sure there are living darwin award members. The main criteria is that they've managed to remove themselves from the gene pool.

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My husband was describing our upcoming holiday at a resort to our four children, aged three to nine. It was at a place where the beds would be made, he told them, the meals would be cooked, and all the cleaning would be done for us. Our oldest looked puzzled. "Then what's Mommy coming for?" he asked.

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Florida - A woman hires a cab driver to take her to a store she was planning to rob. While inside, the driver called police out of fear he was going to be stiffed of his cab fare. After leaving the store, the woman walk into the waiting police who were unaware the store had been robbed.

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Florida - A woman hires a cab driver to take her to a store she was planning to rob. While inside, the driver called police out of fear he was going to be stiffed of his cab fare. After leaving the store, the woman walk into the waiting police who were unaware the store had been robbed.

this is exactly what happens when you buy a horse too...so beware.. :lol:

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Uxbridge, Massachusetts - A 47 year old woman drives her car into a sandtrap blaming her GPS. Police had a different version saying she was drunk and driven through a cornfield and into the bunker. She is being driving with a suspended license and a fouth drunking offense.

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Upper Marlbora, Maryland - A man impersonating an officer pulls over an off duty officer telling him he was speeding. The off duty officer told the imposter he was out of his jurisdiction and his red and blue lights were illegal. The imposter then fled and was chased down by on duty officers.

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Upper Marlbora, Maryland - A man impersonating an officer pulls over an off duty officer telling him he was speeding. The off duty officer told the imposter he was out of his jurisdiction and his red and blue lights were illegal. The imposter then fled and was chased down by on duty officers.

:lol: :lol:,,,,,,cop wannabe?

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Boise, Idaho - A man must pay $68 for a pair of officer's pants that ripped during a police chase, but not $1068 for damage to the police cruiser. Apparently, no such agreement was ever made.

He should have been made to pay for all damages.

Here's a vid of a burglar who got caught, ,,,,,,,by a door-front barrier, for 9 hours. :lol:

http://cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2012/06/27/man-head-stuck-under-door.wcvb.html

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Portland, Oregon - A bank robber takes $425 and then drives to the police station to confess to the crime after watching a documentary program "Inside Job" about The Great Recession. The robber told investigators he felt compelled to rob the bank after watching the program. Sentencing is September 10.

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I don't know where this happened, but a teenager tried to steal a soda out of a machine, but got his arm stuck. Fortunately, fire crews were able to free him.

All around the world. Haven't we all tried that as kids?? :lol: :lol:

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