kinot-1 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 It's a hairy situation. They will have a peek, but won't admit it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 No comment on the inmate whose escape route turned out to be a courtroom during proceedings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGGESTHABSFAN123 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 No comment on the inmate whose escape route turned out to be a courtroom during proceedings? I was about to comment but forgot in all of this armpit business. That guy needs to learn where to escape lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 http://youtu.be/bg1n5AOpBl0 ESPN Not Top Ten May 18, 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 East Hartford, Connecticut - A man calls 911 when the deli fouls up his special order for 14 sandwiches. He had asked for a little turkey, a little ham, and a lot of cheese and mayonaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivilengineer Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 With all due respect,52, Darwin awards are given out to those people who, while doing stupid things, die in committing a stupid act. Darwin candidates are those who survive doing stupid acts. I'm pretty sure there are living darwin award members. The main criteria is that they've managed to remove themselves from the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 My husband was describing our upcoming holiday at a resort to our four children, aged three to nine. It was at a place where the beds would be made, he told them, the meals would be cooked, and all the cleaning would be done for us. Our oldest looked puzzled. "Then what's Mommy coming for?" he asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Florida - A woman hires a cab driver to take her to a store she was planning to rob. While inside, the driver called police out of fear he was going to be stiffed of his cab fare. After leaving the store, the woman walk into the waiting police who were unaware the store had been robbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest archey Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Florida - A woman hires a cab driver to take her to a store she was planning to rob. While inside, the driver called police out of fear he was going to be stiffed of his cab fare. After leaving the store, the woman walk into the waiting police who were unaware the store had been robbed. this is exactly what happens when you buy a horse too...so beware.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Uxbridge, Massachusetts - A 47 year old woman drives her car into a sandtrap blaming her GPS. Police had a different version saying she was drunk and driven through a cornfield and into the bunker. She is being driving with a suspended license and a fouth drunking offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Manassas, Virginia - A man breaks into a hotel room and orders room service at 2:00 A.M. Employees quickly nixed the order when they realized the room wasn't booked for the night. He has been charged with unlawful entry and intoxification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 http://youtu.be/7X5gpvLZFcA ESPN Not Top Ten June 22, 2012. I'm still looking for Not Top Ten from June 8 and 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGGESTHABSFAN123 Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 This is one for the Justin Bieber haters and the ones that like Madagascar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Upper Marlbora, Maryland - A man impersonating an officer pulls over an off duty officer telling him he was speeding. The off duty officer told the imposter he was out of his jurisdiction and his red and blue lights were illegal. The imposter then fled and was chased down by on duty officers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Upper Marlbora, Maryland - A man impersonating an officer pulls over an off duty officer telling him he was speeding. The off duty officer told the imposter he was out of his jurisdiction and his red and blue lights were illegal. The imposter then fled and was chased down by on duty officers. :lol:,,,,,,cop wannabe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Boise, Idaho - A man must pay $68 for a pair of officer's pants that ripped during a police chase, but not $1068 for damage to the police cruiser. Apparently, no such agreement was ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Boise, Idaho - A man must pay $68 for a pair of officer's pants that ripped during a police chase, but not $1068 for damage to the police cruiser. Apparently, no such agreement was ever made. He should have been made to pay for all damages. Here's a vid of a burglar who got caught, ,,,,,,,by a door-front barrier, for 9 hours. http://cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2012/06/27/man-head-stuck-under-door.wcvb.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Portland, Oregon - A bank robber takes $425 and then drives to the police station to confess to the crime after watching a documentary program "Inside Job" about The Great Recession. The robber told investigators he felt compelled to rob the bank after watching the program. Sentencing is September 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Lawrence, Massuchusetts - Two men shoot up herion outside a police station at 12:30 P.M. in a police parking spot. They decided to let everyone know why it's called dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Good stuff 27 Here's a guy who tried to rob a store with a palm tree. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_rJ44tanlk&feature=player_embedded#! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Cincinnati, Ohio - A man calls 9-1-1 to complain about the service he was getting at a Skyline Chili's restaurant. There was no word as to the nature of the compalint, but officers had led him away earlier in the evening for failing to pay for his meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 http://youtu.be/Dt5-sYj4qEk ESPN Not Top Ten for June 29, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 I don't know where this happened, but a teenager tried to steal a soda out of a machine, but got his arm stuck. Fortunately, fire crews were able to free him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 I don't know where this happened, but a teenager tried to steal a soda out of a machine, but got his arm stuck. Fortunately, fire crews were able to free him. All around the world. Haven't we all tried that as kids?? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest archey Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 All around the world. Haven't we all tried that as kids?? :lol: for a soda??????? never candy bar sure, but soda no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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