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Moscow - Drinking and burglary don't mix, but you knew that. This one decided to have some vodka before breaking into someone's home. He then fell asleep and was still sleeping when the homeowners returned. He should about ten years to catch up on his sleep.

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Belmont, North Carolina - A 61 year old man barricaded himself in his hotel room demanding a pizza and Paris Hilton. He was peppered sprayed after several hours.

I can understand the pizza but really, Paris Hilton? :blink: He needs help. :lol: :lol:

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I can understand the pizza but really, Paris Hilton? :blink: He needs help. :lol: :lol:

you've had a pizza from North Carolina?

i'd reserve judgement on the whole thing. :lol::lol:

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you've had a pizza from North Carolina?

Not North Carolina but I've had pizza in Myrtle Beach. Back in 1980 during the off-season in the summer. We found a place close to our resort that had a deal on pizza. Buy one get 3 of equal size free. Four pizzas for about $10.00. Needless to say food didn't cost us much for the week. :lol: :lol:

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Not North Carolina but I've had pizza in Myrtle Beach. Back in 1980 during the off-season in the summer. We found a place close to our resort that had a deal on pizza. Buy one get 3 of equal size free. Four pizzas for about $10.00. Needless to say food didn't cost us much for the week. :lol: :lol:

great...........now we'll never know. :P:P:lol:

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Baton Rouge, Louisiana - A cop steals an iPhone from a car at the scene of a drunk driving accident and then changed the tracking feature to his name. The driver of the car recognized the name as one of the officers who worked the accident. The officer has resigned.

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In your face! I took the test again and got 38%. A 12 year old is almost as smart as Kinot. B):D

Kinot didn't look up the answers. <_<:lol: :lol:

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i'm not convinced the test proves anything. :rolleyes:

i'm not convinced the test proves nothing either. <_<

I'm not convinced your not convinced. Convince me. :P

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I'm not convinced your not convinced. Convince me. :P

now i don't know but if the question was something like: food is being served. which way do you proceed? to the table? to the washroom to clean up? towards the person serving the food? in the general direction of comfort?....now that i'd have a chance at. (i think....) :)

:lol:

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