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Vernon, Connecticut - A 51 year old man drive through a sobriety check point with a beer in his hand. Police actually noticed immediately he was drinking while driving. He was charged with drunk driving, driving with a suspended license for a previous conviction for drunk driving, and operating an unregistgered vehicle.

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Hamilton, Ohio - A woman tries to break into jail and asks the authorities to arrest her. She had been caught trying to scale a barb wire fence and was intoxicated.

Vernon, Connecticut - A 51 year old man drive through a sobriety check point with a beer in his hand. Police actually noticed immediately he was drinking while driving. He was charged with drunk driving, driving with a suspended license for a previous conviction for drunk driving, and operating an unregistgered vehicle.

Couple smart ones. :rolleyes:

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here's a good laugh... Messier, who retired almost a decade ago gets 6 million from the Nucks.

Did it take this long for them to reach a settlement or for him to be awarded this money or was messier broke and decided to go after the Nucks organization?

Seems odd we're hearing about this 8 years into retirement.

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here's a good laugh... Messier, who retired almost a decade ago gets 6 million from the Nucks.

Did it take this long for them to reach a settlement or for him to be awarded this money or was messier broke and decided to go after the Nucks organization?

Seems odd we're hearing about this 8 years into retirement.

WTH?????? what does Messier have to do with the 'Nucks"? Did I miss something here?

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WTH?????? what does Messier have to do with the 'Nucks"? Did I miss something here?

Messier signed a five-year, $30 million contract with the Canucks in 1997. According to The Sun, the dispute between Messier and the Canucks was regarding deferred money he felt was owed to him and the newspaper added that Messier had a clause in his contract that would compensate him if the franchise's value increased over the life of his contract.

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Messier signed a five-year, $30 million contract with the Canucks in 1997. According to The Sun, the dispute between Messier and the Canucks was regarding deferred money he felt was owed to him and the newspaper added that Messier had a clause in his contract that would compensate him if the franchise's value increased over the life of his contract.

For crying out loud,,,who in their right mind would put that in a contract with a player,,,,Van GM, perhaps? DUMB :rolleyes: . Boggles the mind. :blink:

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Montpelier, Vermont - A farmer angry about being arrested for possession of maijuana and resisting arrest uses his tractor to crush five police cruisers, a van, and a transport vehicle. The only thing that kept him from doing even more damage was the fact the other cruisers were out on patrol.

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Montpelier, Vermont - A farmer angry about being arrested for possession of maijuana and resisting arrest uses his tractor to crush five police cruisers, a van, and a transport vehicle. The only thing that kept him from doing even more damage was the fact the other cruisers were out on patrol.

lol.

i'll tell ya what though. illinois has marijuana on the noxious weed list which is supposed to represent weeds that are dangerous to livestock or so difficult to manage--like kudzu-- that public effort has to be made to eradicate such monstrousities. i don't know what that the government then here in illinois is just being a problem by making the debate that much more "glow in the dark."

what it is in vermont i don't really know, but farmer's battle weeds all the time and then you have trucks spread these things down the highway in their wake and even just alking around with seeds on the soles of ones shoes is nasty.

so i don't think vermont wants me as the judge in this case. :lol:

thanks by the way for your attention.....go pull some weeds. :lol::lol::lol:

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I went to the beach today,,,and after about 20 mins., a group of 4 young women came and sat about 40' from me. After a while, they went and bought some French Fries,,,,,ate some, and then decided to go for a swim.

French Fries + vacant blanket + hungry seagulls :lol: :lol: The Fries are in a white box behind the brown football. You should have heard her screaming at them. :lol:

I hope these pics aren't too big. I had problems with the camera. :unsure:

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I went to the beach today,,,and after about 20 mins., a group of 4 young women came and sat about 40' from me. After a while, they went and bought some French Fries,,,,,ate some, and then decided to go for a swim.

French Fries + vacant blanket + hungry seagulls :lol: :lol: The Fries are in a white box behind the brown football. You should have heard her screaming at them. :lol:

I hope these pics aren't too big. I had problems with the camera. :unsure:

Nice to see the gulls fought you off for the fries. Did they leave you any? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mt. Juliet, Tennessee - A 20 year man breaks into five cars before stealing a Ford-250 pickup truck. He then drove the truck to the police station, parked it outside, and turned himself in saying he felt guilty for stealing the truck. Maybe it was because he didn't need a pickup truck.

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The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage

At a Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands'

marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was

approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and

share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same

woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to

treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka

her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all

the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife

for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."

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