kinot-1 Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Hillsboro, Oregon - A 20 year old burglar falls asleep on the kitchen after ransacking several items for valuables from the home. He was found with electronic devices stolen from unlocked vehicles. He is looking at charges of burglary, attempted theft, trespassing, and criminal mischief. Being a crook, is hard work,,,,,,,,doncha know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Florida - A 23 year driver blames his reckless driving on a hungry squirrel he says was trying to make a meal out him. Police gave him several sobriety tests and a couple of breathalyzer tests which registered .145 and .156. Florida's limit is .08. The driver and the squirrel were released to the driver's girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Manatee County, Florida - Our lesson for the day. Never serve cold mashed potatoes to a customer. A woman beat up the manager of a Cody's Roadhouse because her mashed potatoes were cold and a credit slip wasn't enough to satisfy her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Manatee County, Florida - Our lesson for the day. Never serve cold mashed potatoes to a customer. A woman beat up the manager of a Cody's Roadhouse because her mashed potatoes were cold and a credit slip wasn't enough to satisfy her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest archey Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Manatee County, Florida - Our lesson for the day. Never serve cold mashed potatoes to a customer. A woman beat up the manager of a Cody's Roadhouse because her mashed potatoes were cold and a credit slip wasn't enough to satisfy her. it wouldn't have mattered and i would have stopped her but not only were they cold but they came out of a box to boot. just kidding, but the sentiment is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." :lol: I know him too!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 http://youtu.be/JD8LxjlIMHE This is the call that finally ended the lockout. Of course, Green Bay fans aren't laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest archey Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 http://youtu.be/JD8LxjlIMHE This is the call that finally ended the lockout. Of course, Green Bay fans aren't laughing. my question is: are we at peace? or does a state of war exist between wisconsin and washington? and if in fact we are at peace why doesn't the league just change the call? seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 my question is: are we at peace? or does a state of war exist between wisconsin and washington? and if in fact we are at peace why doesn't the league just change the call? seriously It was also an expected result of a league trying to save a few pennies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 http://youtu.be/P8yYQydg_0Q ESPN Not Top Ten 9/28/12. My question is why wasn't Baltimore's "missed field" which gave the Ravens a 31-30 win over New England on the list? It was the second most egregously blown call during the lockout. A field goal attempt that was clearly wide right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Not so close moments air September 14, 2011. Number one on this list is Garo Yepremian's feeble attempt to play quarterback in Super Bowl VI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 New Castle, Delaware - A man who apparently thought the circus was in town blames his seventh DUI on an elephant he says was running into the path of his vehicle. He is also looking at no proof of insurance charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://youtu.be/1j8UTQm7ciM Baltimore Revens "missed field goal" that won the game for the Ravens 31-30. How do they miss that one? Bill Belichik would be slapped with a $50,000 for abuse of officials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 New Orleans - A city prosecutor resigns after dropping a marijuana cigarette on the courtroom floor while chatting with a police officer, making it a ridiculously easy arrest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 http://mlb.mlb.com/v...py_25305007&v=3 Theodore Roosevelt wins race with help from the Philly Fanatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstStar Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 An oldie but a goodie. Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstStar Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 An oldie but a goodie. Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later Major face palm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is the husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 York County, South Carolina - A defendent punches his public defender lawyer moments after pleading guilty to robbery, drug, and assault charges and getting 15 years. How dumb is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 York County, South Carolina - A defendent punches his public defender lawyer moments after pleading guilty to robbery, drug, and assault charges and getting 15 years. How dumb is that? :lol: I saw that on TV,,,,,,,he got 6 more months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest archey Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 York County, South Carolina - A defendent punches his public defender lawyer moments after pleading guilty to robbery, drug, and assault charges and getting 15 years. How dumb is that? that's politics.... long story....don't ask.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstStar Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 :lol: I saw that on TV,,,,,,,he got 6 more months. :lol: What a tool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 From last night on the Tonight Show - A robber while taking cash from a store, noticed a bottle of scotch he liked, but the clerk said he needed ID since the legal age is 21. The robber pulled out his driver's license and the clerk confirmed it. Two hours later, the clerk called police who arrested the suspect at his house. I don't know where this took place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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