kinot-1 Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 For UCE. Engineer joke To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. This guy goes to the doctors' & says; "Doctor, I dreamt one night that I was a wigwam, & the next night that I was a teepee!" The doctor says......."I think you're becoming too tense!" I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost 10 pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to those girls over there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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