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no....lol , in reference to the name of this thread. :P

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A man from northern China divorced and sued his wife earlier this year for being ugly.

That man recently won the lawsuit.

That man is Jian Feng and he said his issues with his wife’s looks only began after the couple’s daughter was born. Feng was appalled by the child’s appearance, calling her “incredibly ugly” and saying she resembled neither one of her parents.

It was at that point that his wife, who has not been named, came forward, saying she had spent $100,000 on intense plastic surgeries to drastically change her appearance before she met Feng.

She never told Feng about those surgeries.

When Feng found out about the procedures, he filed the lawsuit. He said the woman convinced him to marry her under false pretenses.

A judge agreed, awarding Feng $120,000.

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Clarksville, Tennessee - Another rule: Never mix business with pleasure. This burglar took time out to have a beer in the backyard of a house he was robbing, an aquaintance no less. The homeowner came home to discover several items missing and the aquaintance in the backyard. When confronted by the victim, the burglar fled and was arrested a few hours later in possession of the stolen items. Another problem, the burglar left his ID at the scene of the crime.

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Three friends married women from different parts of the world...

The first man married a Asian girl. He told her that she was to do the

dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a

clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Greek girl. He gave his wife orders that she

was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it

was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes

were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Texas.

He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,

lawn mowed,

laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't

see anything either, but by the third day, some of the swelling had

gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm

was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the


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There were these four college kids, and on the night before their final exam, they partied.

The next morning when they woke up, they realized that they had missed the test, so they all gathered together and thought of a plan. They decided to go to the professor and tell him that they had a flat tire.

The professor hears the story, smiles, and says "Ok, just come in tomorrow to take the test."

They ran home excited because they had tricked the professor.

The next day, they went to the professor and he handed each of them a test and put them in four separate rooms. It was a two question test, get one wrong, and you fail.

They each saw the first question and smiled because it was such an easy question. They each turned the page, excited that everything was going very well for them.

The second question was: "Which tire was flat?"

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Inglewood, Australia - A 58 year old marijuana grower who had pleaded guilty to trafficking marijuana and got 13 years has appealed for a harsher sentence. The reason, this grower claims the court should properly recognize his accomplishment and in accordance, demanded a 20 year sentence which the court denied. Back in 2008, authorities seized 3.6 million metric tons of harvested and dried marijuana which prosecutors estimated had a $68 million street value.

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Kenmore, Australia - An elderly couple, ages 83 and 76, with black belts in various martial arts, fight off a home invader. The husband pulled out a knife and told the intruder to leave. The intruder, not taking kindly to the suggestion, ran straight into the blade. The wife chased the burglar, who kept dropping items he had taken, around the house before he was able to escape over the balconey with only two sacks of items.

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