CANADIENS27 Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Go ahead....make me laugh Were you responding to the above post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_Habs10 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Were you responding to the above post? no....lol , in reference to the name of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 A man from northern China divorced and sued his wife earlier this year for being ugly. That man recently won the lawsuit. That man is Jian Feng and he said his issues with his wife’s looks only began after the couple’s daughter was born. Feng was appalled by the child’s appearance, calling her “incredibly ugly” and saying she resembled neither one of her parents. It was at that point that his wife, who has not been named, came forward, saying she had spent $100,000 on intense plastic surgeries to drastically change her appearance before she met Feng. She never told Feng about those surgeries. When Feng found out about the procedures, he filed the lawsuit. He said the woman convinced him to marry her under false pretenses. A judge agreed, awarding Feng $120,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Clarksville, Tennessee - Another rule: Never mix business with pleasure. This burglar took time out to have a beer in the backyard of a house he was robbing, an aquaintance no less. The homeowner came home to discover several items missing and the aquaintance in the backyard. When confronted by the victim, the burglar fled and was arrested a few hours later in possession of the stolen items. Another problem, the burglar left his ID at the scene of the crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Three friends married women from different parts of the world... The first man married a Asian girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Greek girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Texas. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Cammy pulling a prank on Bissonette. http://www.thecheapseats.ca/2012/10/flames-mike-cammalleri-pulls-a-biznasty-prank.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 26, 2012 Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Cammy pulling a prank on Bissonette. http://www.thecheapseats.ca/2012/10/flames-mike-cammalleri-pulls-a-biznasty-prank.html :lol: HILARIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 There were these four college kids, and on the night before their final exam, they partied. The next morning when they woke up, they realized that they had missed the test, so they all gathered together and thought of a plan. They decided to go to the professor and tell him that they had a flat tire. The professor hears the story, smiles, and says "Ok, just come in tomorrow to take the test." They ran home excited because they had tricked the professor. The next day, they went to the professor and he handed each of them a test and put them in four separate rooms. It was a two question test, get one wrong, and you fail. They each saw the first question and smiled because it was such an easy question. They each turned the page, excited that everything was going very well for them. The second question was: "Which tire was flat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Inglewood, Australia - A 58 year old marijuana grower who had pleaded guilty to trafficking marijuana and got 13 years has appealed for a harsher sentence. The reason, this grower claims the court should properly recognize his accomplishment and in accordance, demanded a 20 year sentence which the court denied. Back in 2008, authorities seized 3.6 million metric tons of harvested and dried marijuana which prosecutors estimated had a $68 million street value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 10 ugliest uniforms according to ESPN 4/3/12. Number 3 had the Kansas City Royals collapsing in hysterics at the sight these uniforms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 I've read of people actually doing that,,,,but, I really didn't believe it,,,'til now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 No doubt the person who called in was,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstStar Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 :blink: I'm speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstStar Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 And the follow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 No doubt the person who called in was,,,, I believe she was blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 I believe she was blonde. I believe she was from Kitchener. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatethosebruins Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 I believe she was from Kitchener. :lol: bazinga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 I believe she was from Kitchener. :lol: I believe your getting good at this! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 I believe your getting good at this! :lol: ,,,I have age and wisdom on my side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 ,,,I have age and wisdom on my side Well..............definitely age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Braidwood, Illinois - This robber didn't stand a ghost of a chance when attampted to rob a Subway shop. An employee thwarted the robbery by throwing soup at the robber who was disguised as a ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Any comments on the bank robber who complained about being shortchanged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANADIENS27 Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 Kenmore, Australia - An elderly couple, ages 83 and 76, with black belts in various martial arts, fight off a home invader. The husband pulled out a knife and told the intruder to leave. The intruder, not taking kindly to the suggestion, ran straight into the blade. The wife chased the burglar, who kept dropping items he had taken, around the house before he was able to escape over the balconey with only two sacks of items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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