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An Argentine man who thought he bought a pair of poodles at an outdoor market in Buenos Aires brought them home to the vet only to be told they were actually ferrets on steroids, reports the Daily Mail.
The veterinarian informed him the ferrets "had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle," the paper says, translating a report from a local Argentine TV station. He paid $150 per poodle.

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Ocala, Florida - A 26 year old mother of three children drives into gas station drunk, but claims her mother-in-law was behind the wheel.

An employee saw the driver speeding into the station and slam on the brakes in front of the pumps and claimed he could smell alcohol coming from the car. He immediatelyh took the keys away from the mother and called police. There had been an argument between the suspect and her mother in law and the claim the inlaw walked away. The mother was heading to jail to bond her husband out. She is being charged with DUI, possession of oxycodone, and tampering with eveidence.

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Ocala, Florida - A 26 year old mother of three children drives into gas station drunk, but claims her mother-in-law was behind the wheel.

An employee saw the driver speeding into the station and slam on the brakes in front of the pumps and claimed he could smell alcohol coming from the car. He immediatelyh took the keys away from the mother and called police. There had been an argument between the suspect and her mother in law and the claim the inlaw walked away. The mother was heading to jail to bond her husband out. She is being charged with DUI, possession of oxycodone, and tampering with eveidence.

Stupidity knows no bounds, it seems.

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Medford, Oregon - Two burglars break in and steal silver ingots, collectible coins, electronics, and jewelry. They also decided to swipe a carton of orange juice from the refrigerator and share it before leaving it on the garage floor. A 33 year old suspect in custody on an unrelated charge and the other is at large.

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Ya gotta love the biker guys on the motorcycle forums. The thread is called,,,,"Things your Wife Says", and here are a few gems.

Last night, watching the hockey game, a fight broke out. I my wife said "look, he threw his gloves off, did you see his gloves come off?" I replied with "Yeah, that's what" drop the gloves" means". Keep in mind that she loves hockey and their fights....but after 10 years she doesn't know about the gloves???

My situation diffuser: "I agree with you."
Her Response: "You're just agreeing with me because you still want to argue."

"You don't fight fair, the things you say are true."

"Where do they put the snow when they plow in the tunnels?"

Wife yells down to me one night....
"Honey, how many "P's" are in absolutely (appsolutely)......"
Full face palm.....

After we went to my 20 year high school reunion (I'm from upstate NY, my wife is from Texas) I told my wife that I sometimes thought about moving back to my home town. Her reply: "I hope your next wife likes it."

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Some sloppy baserunning by Baltimore allows New York to turn a triple play. You'll see an example why you want to minimize the number of throws if a team has a runner caught in a rundown.

And they call themselves pros. :lol: :lol:

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Memphis - If you discover a restaurant mixed up your order, what do you? When this father and son discovered they didn't get the chicken wings they ordered they thought it would be a brilliant idea to drive back to the restaurant with an AK-47 assualt rifle and 24 rounds of live ammunition and show it to the employees. Never mind the customers didn't check their order before leaving or the employee offered to correct their order. This father and son team also decided to demand more chicken. The father is facing felony assault charges and the son is charged with abetting the situation. The police recovered the rifle and the ammunition.

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Memphis - If you discover a restaurant mixed up your order, what do you? When this father and son discovered they didn't get the chicken wings they ordered they thought it would be a brilliant idea to drive back to the restaurant with an AK-47 assualt rifle and 24 rounds of live ammunition and show it to the employees. Never mind the customers didn't check their order before leaving or the employee offered to correct their order. This father and son team also decided to demand more chicken. The father is facing felony assault charges and the son is charged with abetting the situation. The police recovered the rifle and the ammunition.

You might be a redneck if............

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