uncivilengineer Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Tonight's Game Featuring Versus At the Bell Centre. Game time 7:00PM ET, 4:00PM PT http://www.nhl.com/ice/preview.htm?id=2012020306&navid=sb:preview The Intro Yes, that's right, back to back uncivilengineer GDTs, he's pushing his luck, he got a new computer, he's having a good time beating the leafs into submission. But now it's time to look forward to our next game. The dirty penguins are coming to town and we'll be looking to keep them in the pen until the end of the game. Wait, you ask, did uncivilengineer get a new computer? In short, YES! It's a powerful beast of a machine, but does that mean I'll be getting fancy with graphics and stats? HECK NO! You just can't expect that from me, and you really shouldn't. I mean, isn't it enough we got this fancy new board, with no iPhone support? I mean, c'mon, how much do you people want in a week? The Teams The Habs are coming off a redemption win against the Maple Laffs, beating them 5-2 at whatever rink the Laffs are calling their home these days. The Penguins are coming off a 4-1 loss to the Canes (remember that 105' Patches goal) and are looking for redemption. The Habs are 7-2-1 in their last ten, while the Penguins are 5-5-0. The Habs currently sit at first in the conference, with the Penguins in second (though only because their division is kind of lackluster this year and they aren't getting much for points). The Rosters Toimas "Kahhhhhberle" Kaberle should get the nod again as Raphael "The Stallion" Diaz is still sitting out with concussion like symptoms. Rene "BourqueBourqueBourque" Bourque will also be sitting this game out with a concussion. Michael "Rentatruck" Ryder looks to get his first points back as a Hab, paired up with.... somebody, I can't remember what line he was played on last game, and well I'm too lazy to look that up. The Penguins are.......... awwwwwwww who cares... There's Crosby, there's Malk.... wait he's injured, there's that goalie, and those defencemen. The Conclusion What? You expected more? I have a new PC to play with folks, this is the effort you're getting right now.... Go Habs Go, etc, and so forth.... really, you all make up this thread anyways. I bet nobody is even reading this part. I could put purple llama monkey dishwasher here and NOBODY would see this.... in fact, I bet you stopped at the NHL.com preview page because it has more useful info than me. The end....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I LOVE it UCE, :lol: ,,,,absolutey hilarious. I read EVERY word. Excellant GDT, UCE. Now,,,let's put those birds out of their misery, cuz I think they have "bird flu". I didn't even read the preview page, cuz your diatribe was more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoastHabs Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Definatly funnier than anything I've copy and pasted lol! GJ UCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HabsRuleForever Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Flightless birds are gonna go home crying like a purple llama monkey dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Flightless birds are gonna go home crying like a purple llama monkey dishwasher. Ummmm,,,does not compute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivilengineer Posted March 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Flightless birds are gonna go home crying like a purple llama monkey dishwasher. Really need to put the test quote in the middle of the post next time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 The end....? The end....? Say it isn't so. Loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marathon.Man Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 GO HABS GO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_Habs10 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Tonight's Game Featuring... Michael "Rentatruck" Ryder lol....Awesome GDT thread you done up once again bro ...........* will miss this game tonight due to planned family engagement,will miss being here tonight with you all.( will be checking score updates) ...no doubt in my mind habbies will take care of business .....catch ya all tomorrow for the BRUINS/HABS game ........... I LOVE it UCE, :lol: ,,,,absolutey hilarious. I read EVERY word. Excellant GDT, +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColRouleBleu Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Wait, you ask, did uncivilengineer get a new computer? In short, YES! It's a powerful beast of a machine, but does that mean I'll be getting fancy with graphics and stats? HECK NO! You just can't expect that from me, and you really shouldn't. I mean, isn't it enough we got this fancy new board, with no iPhone support? I mean, c'mon, how much do you people want in a week? We're Habs fans, we want it all and immediately, didn't you get the memo? Excellent GTD, laughing is always good in my books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColRouleBleu Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 On the ice at practice right now (in jersey number order): Prust,Gallagher,Plekanec,Nokelainen,Armstrong,Kaberle (Happy Birthday),Gorges,Galchenyuk, Budaj,Moen,Dumont,Desharnais,White,Pacioretty Weber,Emelin,Subban,Markov,Eller. Diaz & Bourque still out with concussions and Ryder,Gionta, Bouillon & Price took the morning off (optional practice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColRouleBleu Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Projected lineup: no change from last game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColRouleBleu Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 well well well.... Vokoun left the ice first, should get the start for the Pens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaubie Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 lightless birds are gonna go home crying like a purple llama monkey dishwasher. +1 Entertaining thread uncivil! Have fun with the new gadget. I hope Price is on his game. I think we have a good chance against them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaubie Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 well well well.... Vokoun left the ice first, should get the start for the Pens Edit: I was going to ask about formatting posts to see them in HTML mode (because it wasn't doing that for me) but then I found the button. Sorry for the extra post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habs-24 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 well well well.... Vokoun left the ice first, should get the start for the Pens Not surprised we kill Fleury lol Ryder returns home to the Bell Centre, good to have him back in bleu blanc rouge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGGESTHABSFAN123 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Vokoun has been pretty bad for the Pens as well. We can take care of him. Very funny and amazing thread UCE! I love it and read everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 So,,,Price in net tonight. Does he get Boston too??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 So,,,Price in net tonight. Does he get Boston too??? That's what I'm worried about too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColRouleBleu Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 So,,,Price in net tonight. Does he get Boston too??? No indication to the contrary, he took the morning off from the optional practice. I think Budaj will get one of the Florida games next w/e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 It's not like he's been overworked during our recent games. If he has another light shots game tonight then i see no problemm with him getting both. If the Pens bomb us tonight,,,they may reconsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I see that the Sens lost today to the Puffs, ,,,and TB and the ruins are tied at 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGGESTHABSFAN123 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Yeah, I think Price can handle it. Well, I certainly hope so...We need him this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinot-1 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 ruins beat Tb in reg. ,,3-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest habs1952 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Hello, Canada, and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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