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Tulsa, Oklahoma - Police find a car parked in the fire lane at a Walmart.  A check of the license plates revealed the car was stolen.  The driver then moved the car into a parking spot designated for the police.  Police then took the driver into custody.  The driver gave a false name, had fentanyl in his possession, and was also booked on drug and fraud charges.  

 

 

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Monroe, Louisiana - Police got a complaint of trespasser in the parking where this woman was located.  Police told her she needed to leave immediately, but she said she needed to turn herself in.  Police couldn't find any warrant out for her arrest, but she refused to leave.  After she continued to stay, police finally had a reason to arrest her for criminal trespassing.  So persistence pays off.  

 

 

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Bellevue, Washington - A man steals four tires from a Dodge Challenger at a car dealership.  He then drove across the street to have them put on his own Dodge Challenger.  After police got reports of the tire theft, they found the suspect at the garage.  He then tried to run from the police by jumping into his car which was still up on the jacks.  

 

 

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Marathon, Florida - A suspect was spotted weaving in and out of traffic without using a turn signal.  He was pulled over and a K-9 officer was alerted to drugs in the vehicle.  They found 6.1 ounces of cocaine under the hood and $3000 in the car.  He is in jail without bond on a felony charge of cocaine trafficking.  

 

 

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