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Clearwater, Florida - A man was pulled for driving without headlights or taillights at 4:00 A.M.  He was immediately arrested for DUI and marijuana possession.  A search of the vehicle turned up a handgun under the seat and he already had several felony charges pending.  Then, police found two baggies, one with cocaine and cocaine base and crystal methamphetamine wrapped around a certain part of his body.  The suspect then claimed those drugs did not belong to him.  He is now facing drug and weapons charges.  

 

 

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Wilmington, Delaware - A robber walked into a bank and said he needed $150 and the teller complied with his demands.  After walking out the door, the suspect stopped at the ATM in front of the bank and deposited the loot into his account.  He then strolled to a shopping center where he was promptly arrested.  His excuse was his mind was being controlled by a third party via an implant somewhere in his body.  He now faces a felony charge.  

 

 

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Hartford, Connecticut - Two officers spot a 25 year old man driving a stolen car.  Just when they thought they had the suspect boxed in, he got out and took off on foot.  All was not lost when he was caught by another officer wearing a bow tie and tap shoes.  The suspect was charged with first degree larceny, interfering with police, operating with a suspended license, and possession of narcotics.  

 

 

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Greenwood, South Carolina - Police get calls of shots being fired inside an assisted living center.  Police found no one injured when they arrived, but there was a fire inside one of the residential units.  The resident of the unit was found passed out due to smoke inhalation and was taken to the hospital where he was treated and released.  What happened was this resident decided to store some ammo in his toaster oven which was turned on.  Not surprisingly, the ammo went off causing the fire.  No charges were filed and the resident was told to store his ammo in a more secure place.  

 

 

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Clearwater, Florida - Two women get into an argument at 3:00 A.M. with a man who lives nearby.  After arriving at his apartment, the dispute escalated with one of the women throwing a container of glitter at the victim hitting in the head and upper body.  The other woman jumped the patio fence and entered the victim's apartment and threw another salvo of glitter at him.  She let her accomplice inside and they teamed up for another barrage of glitter in the man's direction before fleeing in their car. 

Police were called and tracked the getaway car to a nearby apartment complex where they found glitter inside the car.  One of the suspects was spotted with a significant amount of glitter on her and she was arrested along with her accomplice.  They were charged with criminal mischief for allegedly kicking out the victim's apartment window.  

 

 

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