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Nashville - A man breaks into a house and steals a TV, a gun, and a Les Paul guitar.  He left behind a notebook listing the other places he planned to hit.  He borrowed the notebook from his daughter who had written her address inside.  The suspect has been charged with felony burglary and theft.  

 

 

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Monroe, Louisiana - A 37 year old man drives with his brights on toward an approaching police car.  A chase began with the suspect driving 60 MPH in a 25 mile zone.  He then blew through six stop signs before stopping at his house.  When the officer asked why the suspect didn't pull over when told to, he said he had to finish his hamburger he just bought.  And by the way, his brakes were out.  The suspect was charged with having no driver's license and no insurance among two of the four the charges.  

 

 

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Mount Pleasant, Michigan - A man brandished a gun at a Right Way auto dealership and got the keys to a new vehicle and fled the scene.  A small problem was he drove his own car to the dealership and left it there.  Police used license and registration information along with a description from the dealership employees to track down and arrest our suspect.  And the weapon he used was a BB gun.  He is in custody at the Isabella County jail.  

 

 

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Milton, West Virginia - A man called police to say he had been robbed of prescription medication at 3:00 A.M. and was arrested for his nonprescription drugs.  While police were taking down their report, one of the officers glanced over his shoulder and noticed five grams of crystal meth sitting out in the open.  The Milton police posted this on their Facebook page,  PSA... If you are calling police to your home to report a robbery of your legal prescription medication, be sure to hide your illegal drugs before they arrive.  

 

 

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Manotick, Ontario - A woman takes her car for a spin on the ice.  Several videos show her speeding on the frozen river sending plumes of snow and ice into the air.  She hit a soft spot in the river and the car began to sink.  This one, however, climbed to the rear of her car and began taking selfies.  She was eventually pulled to shore by bystanders who threw her a flotation device.  The car was not as fortunate and the woman was charged with dangerous operation of a motor vehicle which could result in a license suspension.  

 

 

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Jersey City, New Jersey - A man robbed a grocery store three times in six times gets arrested by an off duty cop when the suspect tried to rob the same store a fourth time.  The off duty officer was checking on the store when the suspect jumped the counter.  

 

 

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Vero Beach, Florida - Police got a call of suspicious person and encountered a 30 year man who appeared intoxicated.  Police then noticed bulging pockets and the suspect pulled out two bags of syringes and claimed they were for fishing.  The crook also handed over a cigarette pack full of fentanyl.  He was arrested on narcotics charges and booked into the county jail.  And of course, he didn't have any fishing equipment with him.  

 

 

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