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Osage Beach, Missouri - Police got a call of a break-in at a residence.  They arrived to find the homeowner pointing a gun at the burglar.  The suspect broke numerous chairs, two TV's, and a few lamps resulting in $25,000 in damage.  The crook's excuse was he wanted to play "a real life video game."  Alcohol and drugs were undoubtedly involved.  



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Waterford West, Australia - How to stop a carjacking.  A woman tried to take a Volkswagen that belonged to man who works in the automotive industry.  When the woman refused multiple requests to leave the car, our badass took the step of placing a forklift under the car and lifting it several into the air trapping the would-be car thief.  The car remained six feet in the air until police arrived to make the arrest.  



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