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Allen Park, Michigan - Two people go shopping at a big box retailer, get three air conditioners and head for the checkout.  The man gets a Reece's and scans its and pays for it and the couple leave the store without paying for the air conditioners.  They might have made a clean getaway except for the fact the woman left her purse at the self checkout area.  Inside her purse was her ID and a crackpipe.  They are now charged with theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.  



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Orange County, Florida - A man was seen pushing a cart containing a replica of R2-D2 and wearing a tag with the name "David" at Disney World's Swan Reserve Hotel.  He told cops he was a Disney employee and was unable to find the employees' lockerroom.  A police check found no such employee in the company's records.  He then told the police he stole items to check the weakness of the security system.  A police search of his house turned up light fixtures and a towel cabinet.  He'll have chance to explain to the judge as he has been charged with grand theft, scheme to defraud, burglary of a structure, tampering with a coin-operated machine, and obstruction by false information.  



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